To: harrycarey
Some people have watched way too much TV.
2 posted on
08/30/2004 7:52:52 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: harrycarey
Crimey! Was he holding a baby in his arm when he tried it?
NeverGore :^)
3 posted on
08/30/2004 7:53:00 AM PDT by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: harrycarey
Yeah. This is a real problem around my household also. Its really tough herding these things in the snow, so I usually let the little wife do it.
4 posted on
08/30/2004 7:53:38 AM PDT by
petertare
(truth, justice and the American way)
To: harrycarey
I got stung by some wasps once when I shot their nest with my toy bow and arrow.
5 posted on
08/30/2004 7:54:06 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Drug prohibition laws help fund terrorism.)
To: harrycarey
9 posted on
08/30/2004 7:58:28 AM PDT by
gdani
To: harrycarey
The gator took a bite out of Hornock’s hand, but he will be okay. I am glad to hear the gator will be okay :-)
11 posted on
08/30/2004 8:03:22 AM PDT by
pikachu
(The REAL script)
To: harrycarey; All
"Do not try to remove an alligator yourself. It is absolutely 100 percent avoidable." I can proudly say that I have totally avoided alligator-removal. Then again, I live in upstate NY.
To: harrycarey
It's easy.........Take a roasting chicken, thawed, and place a few phenobarbitol or thorazine's(or pretty much anything that ends with "zine".....) under the skin of the chicken. When the gator grabs the chicken, it will take it to the water to eat it. The gator will drown after the drugs kick in and you'll have nobody implicating you. Once a gator hangs around housing, it will only get worse. They are like bears and garbage cans, only the gator eats your dog, cat, or child.
20 posted on
08/30/2004 8:13:48 AM PDT by
blackdog
(Hell is an endless hayfield needing to be raked, baled, and put up.)
To: harrycarey
Another one of John Kerry's hokey Florida campaign stunts goes wrong.
To: harrycarey
All your Gator handbags are belong to us.
36 posted on
08/30/2004 10:17:07 AM PDT by
Shaun_MD
("Condition: Grounded, but determined to try....")
To: harrycarey
38 posted on
08/30/2004 10:24:59 AM PDT by
asgardshill
(The Republican's best weapon lies midway between John Kerry's nose and lower chin.)
To: harrycarey
Why do I think a few shots and a six pack were involved?.....
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