To: LibWhacker; Bacon Man
Lubricating the drive
This puts me in mind of one of the very first Top 10 Lists we ever saw Letterman do: The Top 10 Expressions That Sound Dirty But Aren't.
Frosting the pastry
Shooting hoops
Jumping the turnstile
Checking your oil
Tethering the blimp
Sending out for sushi
Picnic on the grass
Quarter-Pounder at the Golden Arches
Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
and the Number One Expression That Sounds Dirty But Isn't:
Wind-surfing on Mount Baldy.
2 posted on
08/25/2004 2:21:53 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
("I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.")
To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man
Thats all well and good, but what shall I do if my pet
monkey is cheeky? He does not react well to a time-out in the corner.
To: Xenalyte; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Conspiracy Guy; xsmommy; maxwell; hobbes1
You "would" think "Can you lubricate my hard drive" is a pickup line ...
5 posted on
08/25/2004 2:25:50 PM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Kerry's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!))
To: Xenalyte
12 posted on
08/25/2004 2:33:31 PM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(I'm Conspiracy Guy and I approve this message. "John Kerry is a liar!")
To: Xenalyte
Oh yeah, baby, lubricate my drive right now!
(I guess it does sound pretty dirty... I may have a new favorite euphemism!)
17 posted on
08/25/2004 2:37:30 PM PDT by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: Xenalyte
To: Xenalyte
A good friend of mine got in a great deal of embarrassment one night when he referred to 'lubing up the big rig.'
24 posted on
08/25/2004 2:42:43 PM PDT by
Petronski
(Sometimes I'm just too damned cranky.)
To: Xenalyte
I always thought "fluffernutter sandwich" was kind of dirty.
36 posted on
08/25/2004 2:54:27 PM PDT by
Betis70
To: Xenalyte
There's always the classic "wax on, wax off", too...
37 posted on
08/25/2004 2:57:28 PM PDT by
kevkrom
(My handle is "kevkrom", and I approved this post.)
To: Xenalyte
My personal contribution, from around 1995 or 96, is "walkin' the three-legged dog".
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