To: Unknown Freeper
What do you call a limbless man who gets thrown in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call a limbless man on your porch?
Matt.
What do you call a limbless man who hangs on a wall?
Art.
What do you call a limbless woman who isn't allowed on an airplane?
Sue.
20 posted on
08/13/2004 9:35:24 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
What do you call an armless, etc, guy who can water ski?
Skip.
What do you call an armless, etc, guy who can play the piano?
Tricky Dick.
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week....wait, today's Friday!
23 posted on
08/13/2004 9:45:38 PM PDT by
Othniel
(Democrats are like roaches: Shine the Light on them, and they scatter for the darkness.)
To: dead
What do you call a limbless man in your garden?
Leif
What do you call a limbless man in a windy garden?
Russell
31 posted on
08/13/2004 9:59:52 PM PDT by
Gman
To: dead
What do you call a limbless woman who gets a lower airfare?
Adele "Half" Price.
46 posted on
08/13/2004 10:26:32 PM PDT by
Charles Henrickson
(It's a joke! Seriously, I have sympathy for the poor woman.)
To: dead
What do you call a limbless woman who isn't allowed on an airplane?
Sue.
Applause applause!
83 posted on
08/14/2004 11:55:49 AM PDT by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)
To: dead
"We've got three feet for your two legs!"
84 posted on
08/14/2004 11:57:59 AM PDT by
Atlas Sneezed
(Your Friendly Freeper Patent Attorney)
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