I always confuse January with Christmas.
Don't forget, Brinkley, to make it after the dreaded Nixon's inauguration since that was a key element of the Cambodian Fairy Tale.
Make sure to say that the very FIRST thing Tricky Dick did was to order illegal covert operations into Cambodia and LIE about it to the American People.
(Just don't be surprised when the Swift Vets can account for Kerry being amongst their number in Vietnam, not Cambodia, in January, too)
Kerry made a common mistake, he doesn't celebrate Christmas and really the people that were shooting at him or 'shooting in cellebration' don't either.
Kerry and those Asians cellebrate TET in January.
When he came home, he had to start cellebrating Christmas so he would be like many other Americans so they would vote for him. He knew the voters wouldn't support a man who cellebrates TET, so he just replaced TET with Christmas in his memory.
I think hecklers should dog his campaign with signs and T-shirts with a variety of slogans using the word "SEARED".
Even simply the word SEARED would be enough.
All the Viet Nam era vets should claim they have the image of Kerry FALSELY SLURRING THEM IN THE SENATE SEARED IN THEIR MEMORIES.
There should be billboards in swing states with just the word SEARED on them and a small tag line: "If you don't know what SEARED means ask Hanoi Johnny"