Evening LadyX - those are quite the stories and I must say you are a better woman than I. I felt sorry for the poor guy that tried to shock you!
The funeral directors realized I would work out working for them when the President related a conversation I had with his father earlier in the day of a monthly meeting - I call looking for the Pres, his dad answered the phone and said Pres was downstairs preparing a body.......my remark was something like "That person can wait - I still have a pulse and need an answer now"
Crass? Absolutely - but it got me the response I needed at the time.
I absolutely love it!!
No, it isn't crass at all - and he couldn't argue with your logic...:))
ROFL and LLLLLll