OR:
* Trouble in paradise. I guess Tah-ray-zuh got mad because Effin didn`t clean his room. Someone please call the UN to negotiate.
* To be serious, maybe Tah-ray-zuh had a meltdown over Johnny Boy's constant Vietnam fabrications that are now threatening to derail his campaign. "Scambodia" really got to her! Tah-ray-zuh: "I could have bought you Cambodia, if you had just kept your damned mouth shut.
* "John, take your campaign and shove it!"
* I hope she didn't hit him. I can see another Purple Heart coming up!
* Maybe she walked in and caught him and the "Breck girl" in a...ahhm...compromising situation.
* Kerry has probably faced more enemy fire in his marriage(s) than he ever did in Vietnam.
* I am guessing that for the first time in their marriage they are spending a lot of time together, and it's getting to the both of them. I wouldn't be surprised if we see Mrs. Heinz scampering back to Fox Chapel shortly for some much needed "R&R". We knew she couldn't take much more. Chili, hotel rooms, reporters and sucking up to all those icky little people.
I said, "women's civil rights"... It was the most memorable part of her speech at the convention.
Women won their civil rights quite a while ago. They even have a few rights men don't have...
Like deciding what to do with a baby when they're pregnant. What about the husband? I think the husband should be in on that choice... Or better yet, take away that choice and just tell people not to get pregnant if they don't want a baby.