Anyone who saw John (throwslikeagirl) Kerry at Fenway last week can understand why he can't toss a grenade far enough to clear the blast radius.
When I saw replays and still photos of moi Kerri's Girlie toss of the ball, I wondered if he ever actually threw a handgrenade. If so, I wouldn't want to be closer than a couple of hundred yards of him. He could grenaded his own boat set all of the ammo blazing.
Wolfstar, please post your pictures of the ball throwing Le Jacquestrap Kerri.