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Caption Kerry at Cape Canaveral (Extreme Dork Factor)
yahoo ^ | 7/26/04

Posted on 07/26/2004 1:45:55 PM PDT by finnman69



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: caption; dork; dukakis; kerry; oompaloompa; umpalumpa
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To: finnman69

"This is a great idea for a photo-op!!! I'll have to thank Hillary for suggesting it the next time I see her."


61 posted on 07/26/2004 2:05:00 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Constitution Day
KLAATU... BARADA... NIKTO...

Oh thanks...now you've dissed the rest of the civilized universe.

62 posted on 07/26/2004 2:05:15 PM PDT by tbpiper (Michael Moore…..the Erich von Däniken of political documentary)
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To: iceskater
This ranks right up there with the Dukakis tank ride.

Actually Dukakis looked much better.

63 posted on 07/26/2004 2:05:15 PM PDT by gilliam
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To: finnman69

Hab SoSlI' Quch! (Your mother has a smooth forehead!)
64 posted on 07/26/2004 2:05:19 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69

I was hoping he would have one of these "Dukakis in a tank" moments!! What a doofus.


65 posted on 07/26/2004 2:05:24 PM PDT by TommyDale ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." --Hillary Clinton)
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To: GiveEmDubya
"An old, droopy, frightening dork trying to act 40 years younger than he actually is."

People see thru this, every move he makes spells "poser".
66 posted on 07/26/2004 2:05:40 PM PDT by Lockbar
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To: GiveEmDubya
Aaaaaagggggghhhhhh!!!!!

I can't take it anymore!!!

My "cringe factor" has gone into warp speed!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh!!!

67 posted on 07/26/2004 2:05:59 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Sometimes these brain cells have a mind of their own.)
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To: My2Cents
full-body condom

DING..DING..DING....!! PRIZE WINNER!

68 posted on 07/26/2004 2:06:35 PM PDT by tbpiper (Michael Moore…..the Erich von Däniken of political documentary)
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To: A CA Guy

reminds me of the Woody Allen movie "Everything you always
wanted to know about sex"
where all the guys are parachuting out dressed as little
sperm....


69 posted on 07/26/2004 2:07:18 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece-(carry daily;apply sparingly))
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To: finnman69

 



70 posted on 07/26/2004 2:07:32 PM PDT by Coleus (Brooke Shields killed how many children? http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1178497/posts)
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To: Solson

The VERY dorkiest is the pic with him having a snowboard between his legs and the daisy zipper pull. Anyone got that handy?


71 posted on 07/26/2004 2:10:01 PM PDT by manic4organic (Go. Fight. Win.)
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To: Lockbar

The man is simply pathetic. He couldn't even throw out a first pitch halfway from the plate without screwing that up, and then trying to do a slight cover-up later.

When he's campaigning, he's boring. When he's not campaigning (and some times when he is), he's either groping John Edwards or doing ridiculous photo ops to try to prove he's not quite the dour loser everyone thinks he is. He comes off looking like a bigger moron every time.


72 posted on 07/26/2004 2:10:28 PM PDT by GiveEmDubya (John²: Two Hairdos. One Agenda. No Idea.)
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To: doug from upland; NYC GOP Chick; NYC Republican; presidio9

Dukakis Tank like Kerry photo ping


73 posted on 07/26/2004 2:11:24 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69

Is that his umbilical cord? It figures he'd be joined at the a$$.


74 posted on 07/26/2004 2:12:46 PM PDT by mass55th (We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!)
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To: finnman69

John Kerry on bass.

75 posted on 07/26/2004 2:13:06 PM PDT by ChuckShick (He's clerking for me...)
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To: finnman69

(Hamster Habitat?)--ya reckon the large air duct can neutralize residual gasses?

76 posted on 07/26/2004 2:13:47 PM PDT by two23
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To: pax_et_bonum

My thoughts EXACTLY!! =80


77 posted on 07/26/2004 2:14:56 PM PDT by no more apples (God Bless our troops)
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To: finnman69

Ah, I'll be right back guys. I forgot my vaseline.

78 posted on 07/26/2004 2:15:39 PM PDT by mass55th (We are The Knights Who Say "Ni!" No! Not The Knights Who Say "Ni!" The same!)
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To: two23

79 posted on 07/26/2004 2:16:24 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: finnman69

I copied these photos and sent them to my wife. She thought they were PhotoShopped! I have to agree...They are pretty unbelievable.


80 posted on 07/26/2004 2:18:00 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Fair, balanced...and unafraid.")
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