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Caption Kerry at Cape Canaveral (Extreme Dork Factor)
yahoo ^ | 7/26/04

Posted on 07/26/2004 1:45:55 PM PDT by finnman69



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: caption; dork; dukakis; kerry; oompaloompa; umpalumpa
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To: finnman69

"Success -- The large hose attached to the back of Kerry's head successfully suctioned Kerry's head from his a**."


41 posted on 07/26/2004 1:58:39 PM PDT by Netizen (Abortion is not a choice -- it's murder. The only 'choice' is which method of birth control to use.)
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To: finnman69

42 posted on 07/26/2004 1:58:40 PM PDT by Puddleglum (Kerry sez life begins at conception, yet he supports abortion. Is he evil, lying, or insane?)
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To: Lil'freeper

Could he possibly have pulled a "Michael Dukakis"?


43 posted on 07/26/2004 1:58:40 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought."-Pope JPII)
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To: finnman69

LOL


44 posted on 07/26/2004 1:59:11 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife
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To: finnman69

We've got to get this major airplay.....This is our Dukakis in a tank photo!


45 posted on 07/26/2004 1:59:27 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg
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To: Vision Thing

D'oh! Beat me to the Oompa Loompa similarity!


46 posted on 07/26/2004 1:59:27 PM PDT by Puddleglum (Kerry sez life begins at conception, yet he supports abortion. Is he evil, lying, or insane?)
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To: finnman69

"Well okay Mr. Morford, I'l bend over...but why?"


47 posted on 07/26/2004 1:59:33 PM PDT by TheBigB (OUT OF THE ASHES by William W. Johnstone...READ IT!!!)
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To: finnman69

Ketchup Boy thinking: "That Dukakis fool was so 20th century! I'll show 'em I'm a 21st century fox!"


48 posted on 07/26/2004 1:59:51 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: finnman69

If only this were published in greater circulation. This is a Pee Wee Dukakis moment.


49 posted on 07/26/2004 2:00:07 PM PDT by saveliberty (Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good)
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To: finnman69

He's even more of a dork here. :)

50 posted on 07/26/2004 2:00:52 PM PDT by Solson ("Ugly knows ugly though." - WorkingClassFilth)
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To: finnman69

"I have found the lockbox!"

51 posted on 07/26/2004 2:01:07 PM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic (We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail. -- W)
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To: Solson

An old, droopy, frightening dork trying to act 40 years younger than he actually is.


52 posted on 07/26/2004 2:02:46 PM PDT by GiveEmDubya (John²: Two Hairdos. One Agenda. No Idea.)
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To: finnman69

I've often thought that Nelson flew one shuttle mission too early.


53 posted on 07/26/2004 2:03:21 PM PDT by tbpiper (Michael Moore…..the Erich von Däniken of political documentary)
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To: finnman69

That that is a REALLY STUPID looking presidential candidate!


54 posted on 07/26/2004 2:03:34 PM PDT by gilliam
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To: finnman69

"The DNC began in Massachusetts today.
But I hate Massachusetts and NEVER go there.
HERE, in Florida, I get a chance to make Michael Dukakis' tank pic look good.
How did I do?"

55 posted on 07/26/2004 2:03:57 PM PDT by Diogenesis (Re: Protection from up on high, Keyser Sose has nothing on Sandy Berger, the DNC Burglar)
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To: iceskater

Exactly what I was thinking! LOL!


56 posted on 07/26/2004 2:04:04 PM PDT by CyberAnt (President Bush: America is the Greatest Nation on the Face of the Earth)
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To: finnman69
Caption Kerry at Cape Caneveral

He was supposed to be at Cape Canaveral. ;-)

57 posted on 07/26/2004 2:04:10 PM PDT by beyond the sea (There's always one to turn and walk away ........ and one who just wants to stay)
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Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), helping space creature "E.T." escape from home of Elian, er, Elliot.


58 posted on 07/26/2004 2:04:15 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: finnman69

I recall Dukakis visiting a cleanroom in 1988 and looking just as dumb. Anyone have that pic?


59 posted on 07/26/2004 2:04:23 PM PDT by ChuckShick (He's clerking for me...)
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To: finnman69
One big ass climbing out a hole.

Or

On small crawl for man, one giant idiot for mankind.

60 posted on 07/26/2004 2:04:58 PM PDT by Solson ("Ugly knows ugly though." - WorkingClassFilth)
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