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Caption Kerry at Cape Canaveral (Extreme Dork Factor)
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| 7/26/04
Posted on 07/26/2004 1:45:55 PM PDT by finnman69
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: caption; dork; dukakis; kerry; oompaloompa; umpalumpa
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To: bondjamesbond
FCOL! Look at that control panel. This is the best The United States of America can do? It looks like the control room of a boiler plant, circa 1950. I have more computing power in my iPod.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:35:51 PM PDT
by
bondjamesbond
(We live in a wonderful country where any child can grow up to be the next Ronald Reagan.)
To: finnman69
"I can't tell you where the big tube, back there goes, but it does tickle."
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:39:22 PM PDT
by
oyez
(¡Qué viva la revolución de Reagan!)
To: bondjamesbond
This pic makes a good temporary place holder for my new website: http://www.manchuriancandidate2004.com
To: finnman69
Dang, ya beat me. I'll throw this in anyway:
The spaceship is ready to chart the stars
To go where no one's ever gone
Flight preparations were almost made
Barney: Breakfast, Lunch, I said LUNCH, NOT LAUNCH!
Where in the world did the Spacenuts go
And how will they ever return
Now they got a home, where the strangest creatures roam
Honky's their to help them along
Step right up, take a look at the stars
You're leaving the world behind
Step right up, you won't believe your eyes
At what those Far Out Space Nuts find
At what those Far Out Space Nuts find
Æ
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:40:16 PM PDT
by
AgentEcho
(If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers)
To: finnman69
Senator Kerry's field trip was cut short today when he inadvertantly back up into a huge white hose and couldn't/didn't want to get loose....sources close to the Senator said they had to physically remove the Senator so he could make the convention on time....
To: finnman69
Dukakis in a tank, meet Kerry in a blue bunny suit.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:45:28 PM PDT
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: Solson
On small crawl for man, one giant idiot for mankindMay I take some license with this? How about:
"One small crawl for man, one giant creep for mankind?"
To: finnman69
It looks like the hose is connected to Kerry's rump. Lift off, indeed!
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:46:17 PM PDT
by
hershey
To: AgentEcho
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:48:41 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
I don't usually care much for these "caption" threads, but I gotta admit... the more he tries, the more like an igit he looks.
To: finnman69
he looks like a sperm cell.
dukakis and his tank have NOTHING on this boner.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:51:14 PM PDT
by
smonk
To: ElkGroveDan
RATs must be sick about this. Great pics, by the way. What a comparison. The two men couldn't be more different; it's mindboggling. If I were a conspiracy nut, I'd think Hillary was behind Kerry's candidacy.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:51:55 PM PDT
by
hershey
To: finnman69
By the way, what does "S.E.G" mean, anyway?
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:55:38 PM PDT
by
Zeppo
To: finnman69
Nature film narrator: "And here we see the hairless aqua colored groundhog emerging from his winter/spring/summer/fall hibernation quarters to check if he sees his shadow, thereby predicting 100 more days of gratuitous Bush bashing.
Does richard gere know about this species of gerbil???
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:55:54 PM PDT
by
E=MC<sup>2</sup>
(Vote demonrat: all those communists, dictators and terrorists can't be wrong.)
To: hershey
He didn't fall down, that SOB Secret Service Agent tripped him. He doesn't fall down...
He was just trying to go easy on that Afghanistan/Iraq vet, that's why his pitch didn't make it to the plate, don
tcha know...
I wonder what lame excuse he is going to come up for the blue bunnysuit episode. It's a shame you can't see his feet, with the built-in treads on the soles...
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:56:13 PM PDT
by
bondjamesbond
(We live in a wonderful country where any child can grow up to be the next Ronald Reagan.)
To: bondjamesbond
116
posted on
07/26/2004 2:58:54 PM PDT
by
pushforbush
("How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!" --Churchill)
To: webheart
Works for me...run with it!
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:59:01 PM PDT
by
Solson
("Ugly knows ugly though." - WorkingClassFilth)
To: Zeppo
By the way, what does "S.E.G" mean, anyway? Supreme
Electoral
Gut-ripper.
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posted on
07/26/2004 2:59:21 PM PDT
by
smonk
To: finnman69
Sandy Berger loaned him a suit to wear to the National Archives.
To: finnman69
have the DUers had their dresses blown up by this baby yet?
I can't wait.
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posted on
07/26/2004 3:01:39 PM PDT
by
smonk
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