The navigational system implant for sKerry's forehead made me laugh.
One was about our forefathers having a war (I believe he said, "blowing heads off") over a beverage--and it wasn't even coffee!!! Can you imagine what they would have done with a 5-shot espresso? (something like that)
He flapped his arms like a pigeon looking for Saddam Hussein's statue--pretended to be the pigeon "Now where is that guy I used to defecate on?" (yes, he DID say "defecate")
He was wearing a nice suit and looked very conservative. I agree he is smart. Smart humor is the funniest. I will try to remember more, but I agree...RELEASE THE TAPES!!!!!