Well..
no-one said the pizza was any good.
Maybe it's like two week old pizza and has been reheated 13 times.
Or maybe it's a zombie pizza and will devour his brain once he finishes ingesting it.
Or, it could be plain old ordinary every day greasy gut bomb pizza.
*eyes shift left and right*
Of course, my sis is standing right here to my right giving me odd story ideas and such...
to a Real Man, ALL pizza is Good.