[JRandomFreeper]

if Texans were stupid enough to give us Lyndon Johnson, and give themselves Ma Richards

And then I came of age and crap like that isn't supposed to happen anymore. Heck, I want my governor back, you know, the one you guys captured and made into a President. I want him back in 2008. As governor. Dagnabit!

/john

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Heck, I want my governor back, you know, the one you guys captured and made into a President. I want him back in 2008. As governor. Dagnabit!

You can have him back on January 20, 2008. But we expect a little something in return.