I beg to differ. Everything that has been thrown at him has stuck, not slid off his non-stick exterior. The Dems do not care, though. He could be covered with so much smelly particulate that you couldn't touch him without gloves, and a large portion of the Dems would pinch their noses shut and still hold him as their savior.
It shouldn't surprise anyone that the Dems are putting Kerry up as their best hope, even if he is covered in some much excrement. The media looks away, while manufacturing bad news against the Bush administration and the US. Hollywood continues to turn out crap, and embrace that fat slob Moore, despite all indications that the public wants better. A large portion of blacks sit in their plantation shacks, with broken families and illiterate children, and bow to the masters at the DNC, while the house slaves like Jackson and Sharpton live in luxury.
They are all so hungry for the power that being on top gives them that they do not care about anything other than "He's not Bush".
You are right on all but one point. DemoncRATs wouldn't have to hold their noses. They love manure -- it's their natural habitat.