[SeattleNeedsHelp]

Don't want to drop the soap in these showers.

[microgood]

They obviously did not hear about the recent Supreme Court ruling. The ability to find porn on the internet is now a constitutional right.

[Billthedrill]

Well, it'll be a busy two months, won't it?

[taxesareforever]

Maybe without these perks people won't take going to prison so lightly. Now let's talk about bringing back the chain gang as one county in Arizona has done.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Darren Sherman, serving life without parole for aggravated murder, said his box full of pornographic magazines help him momentarily escape his miserable existence.

"People Unclear On The Concept"

[Az. Mike]

Gee, no smokes after the finish their threesome of 'me, myself and I'!? Ain't this a revoltin' development!

[billclintonwillrotinhell]

This news comes down on the same day as the impeached rapist himself was signing his "eye-crossingly" dull books in Seattle.

The slick one better not get arrested while he's here, considering this new prison ban. I wonder if the prisons also ban inmates from calling interns for a little not-exactly-conjugal phone sex...

[endthematrix]

"Darren Sherman, serving life without parole for aggravated murder, said his box full of pornographic magazines help him momentarily escape his miserable existence."

NO HELP, NO ESCAPE!! Take them away NOW!

[Liberal Classic]

Personally, I think they should take away the weightlifting equipment and give them all the tobacco and doughnuts they can eat.

[Paleo Conservative]

Darren Sherman, serving life without parole for aggravated murder, said his box full of pornographic magazines help him momentarily escape his miserable existence.

He's a prisoner. His existence is supposed to be miserable.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Of course all good conservatives agree to the porn ban, but believe the right to smoke is sacred and G-d-given. [/sarcasm]

I sense a conservative/ACLU quasi-alliance forming over the tobacco issue, though conservatives will doubtless hypocritically take the "liberal" prohibitionist position on porn.