They're going to war with Australia.
And we're going to kick their Kiwi arses right back across the Tasman, so they better hope those LAVs at least float... :-)
,,, with the rapidly rising $NZ and the way QANTAS is pricing tickets to Australia to make sure Kiwis go there, floating is a romantic notion left to people like you to suggest on threads like these. [LOL]
Speaking of floating, are there any Afghan detainees left on Christmas Island or are they all employed as home help in Double Bay now? I know your employment figures are really looking great... just asking... hehehe