[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

Aaaaaaaadriiiieeeeennnnee!!!!!!!

ROTFL! Who knew Peter was a boxer?

[synwojciecha]

Actually, Peter in Greek is "Petros", which is a masculinization of "Petra," which means "rock." Thus "Rocky" is not all that bad a translation of his name.

Still, this has got to be a spoof. I was prepared to believe that the Anglicans had mistranslated the passages concerning sexual morality in the way indicated in the article, but those translations of the other passages are just too ridiculous to believe anyone would actually have seriously produced them.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Will Satan's nickname be "Clubber" in this version?