Teresa insists hubby `likes people' (NO, THIS IS NOT SATIRE ALERT)

Boston Herald ^ | June 19, 2004 | Noelle Straub

[MadIvan]

I had to decide whether to laugh or to cry. I'm laughing. Teresa is barking mad.

Regards, Ivan


In memoriam

[MadIvan]

Ping!

[InvisibleChurch]

``We're not going to fight terrorism with missiles, we're going to fight terrorism with ideas. And I think that John knows that, deep down.''

I'm speechless.(except for that part I just wrote)

[OldFriend]

LOLOL.....following on her interview where she said she'd like to be a dog........

These people truly do inhabit a parallel universe. Where people hang on their every word, no matter how ludicrous because they are rich.

Notice the media pretending slick willie didn't say he felt like a pickle.

Something really really weird going on in the media.

[Cicero]

I'm sure there was loud applause.

[plain talk]

``He likes people, in spite of whatever people might think. He'd make the best nursery school teacher in the world, bar none.''

Great stuff. I just hope the campaign doesn't shut her up.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Drugs!

[nickcarraway]

Yikes. I agree with her though, he should drop the campaign and become a teacher.

[MadIvan]

Great stuff. I just hope the campaign doesn't shut her up.

I'd like to see the first ever First Ladies debate. Laura Bush, calm, kind, and lovely versus Teresa, who would be doing a Napoleon impersonation while trying to flash some leg at the moderators.

Regards, Ivan

[EggsAckley]

LOVE that pic, Ivan!!

Not sure yet, but THIS may be my next new tagline:

He'd make the best nursery school teacher in the world, bar none

The woman is not only bonkers, she is also mud fence dumb to say something like this!! LOL!

[MadIvan]

Yikes. I agree with her though, he should drop the campaign and become a teacher.

There I disagree - would you, as a parent, allow John Kerry teach at your nursery school?

Regards, Ivan

[FastCoyote]

``He likes people, in spite of whatever people might think. He'd make the best nursery school teacher in the world, bar none.''

Isn't this the same thing some best friend always says, right after their nutjob buddy has gone postal and killed a dozen people in a bloody murder spree?

"Really, he is such a nice guy, couldn't hurt a fly!"

[MadIvan]

The woman is not only bonkers, she is also mud fence dumb to say something like this!! LOL!

I am looking forward to the next Teresa outburst, I must say. She at least is amusing.

Regards, Ivan

[Clara Lou]

we're going to fight terrorism with ideas
TuhRAYzuh, you and Gigolo John go right ahead and do that. Let me know how ideas stand up to bombings, kidnappings, beheadings, radiation contamination, etc. The rest of us prefer to stick with Dub. See ya! (or not)

[kenth]

Another brilliant campaign slogan:

Vote for Kerry
He really does like your kind.

[JoeSixPack1]

``We're not going to fight terrorism with missiles, we're going to fight terrorism with ideas.

If kerry has more than one idea we're doomed to wonder which "idea" is today's "idea" that he thought of before he thought of the previous "idea" which he thought of before he thought of which "idea" to use tomorrow because yesterday's "idea" was not an "idea" before it was and "idea" because tomorrows "idea".... etc. etc.,,,,

[rightazrain]

"That's a new revelation to me."

How many years have they been married, and she's just now discovering he likes children?

Hmmmm.

[TomGuy]

Why, when I am reading that article, does my mind wander to the Michael Jackson interview? It sounds about as whacko and her defensive statements: "he would make a great nursery school teacher" and "magical with children." That just doesn't sound 'right'.

[MadIvan]

How many years have they been married, and she's just now discovering he likes children?

She perhaps married him for his body. It certainly wasn't for his mind.

Regards, Ivan