Posted on 06/15/2004 4:00:01 PM PDT by Hi Heels
From a Yahoo board:
I am John Kerry.
I was against the Iraq war, but I voted for it. Now I'm against it but I was for it. I support the UN. I'm against terrorism and against Iraq war. But I voted for the Iraq war.
I'm against gay marriage but for gay unions. I support gays but think the SF mayor is wrong. I support gay marriages. No, wait, gay unions.
I'm Catholic. Wait, I'm Jewish. My dad was Jewish. But I was raised Catholic. What am I? I don't want to confuse people.
I am for abortions, but wait, I'm Catholic, and Catholics are pro-life. But I might consider putting pro-life judges in office, maybe, but I'm not sure.
I went to Vietnam. But I was against Vietnam. I testified against fellow US troops in Vietnam, threw my medals away and led others to do the same. But I am a war hero. Against the war.
I wrote a book that pictured the US flag upside-down on its cover. But now I fly and campaign in a plane with a large flag right-side up on it. But sometimes we fly upside-down.
Yasser Arafat is a hero and a statesman. The Israelis shouldn't kill Palestenian terrorists, but they should stop terrorism. Yasser Arafat is a terrorist supporter. I support Mideast peace.
I am for the common man, unlike Bush. I am against the rich. But my family is worth 300 million dollars. I am the common man.
I am John Kerry
Well said J F'n Kerry.
ROFLOL! It's so funny, but sad because IT'S all TRUE!
Or maybe not.
After he loses the election, he'll probably want to reneg on that claim as well.
"I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!"
maybe we need a picture of JF'nK in a Brian Fellows suit...?>>>>
My family is worth 300 million dollars but its not my money or my suv.Technically he is correct it's all republican money from the hard work and conservatism of a fine man named Peter Heinz.
Is it me, or has anyone else noticed that his new plane has the statement "John Kerry" above the windows, and just below the windows under "Kerry" the word "President" on it?
Pretty bold statement wouldn't you think? I guess "President of Ambiguosity" is a pretty hard job.
Cheers!
Yeah, see number 11. But I do like your post!;-)
Cheers!
That's about right!
Welcome to FR, by the way. :)
Thanks! :)
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