Get a good book, sit here(w/ the shirt on) and read for awhile...
Yes, yes!
Or maybe I can keep it at the office and next time the protestors show up at the Federal Building I can change into it and walk outside!
Or I can get one for my husband so he can wear it in the Portland Starbucks where he was threatened a few days ago by a long-haired, balding hippie liberal!
Oh, the possibilities!