I geninuely *LOVE* this line:
-carping dungheap of a human; a slippery sack of skin holding nothing remotely redeemable for anything remonstrably valuable.-
You, sir, are brilliant! I will gladly attribute your name to this piece of literary genius! Wish I said it!
Simply fabulous!
Me, it was me! I said something somebody liked!!! Thank you...
(And I'm a girl, too, in case my personal neediness for affirmation didn't just blow my cover here).