[LexBaird]

Liberals don't screw in a lighbulb. They screw in Hollywood bath houses.

Liberals don't screw in lightbulbs. That would be a fascist contribution to the wasting of resources, which damages our environment, leading to global warming, which could be prevented if only the evil George Bush would ratify the Kyoto Treaty.

Liberals don't screw in lightbulbs. That is the sort of burger-flipper job that is the only type left in an outsourced America. Besides, my undocumented immigrant handyman does that sort of stuff for me.

[TASMANIANRED]

Sick Nurse humor here , Liberals do screw lightbulbs just not in the proper orifice. The ones in question prefer using an exit for an entrance. Any er nurse that has been on the job for longer than 1 month has seen it.

The strangest one I have ever had direct contact with was a plaster of paris enema. It did not have a good outcome. :-}