Posted on 05/17/2004 6:52:48 AM PDT by dead
Nobody is "blocking" his film, and he knows it.
Michael Moore:
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in South Carolina, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist.
I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while.
I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are a disgusting piece of filth, incapable of honor. You are so vile that not even a lawyer would consent to sexual congress with you under any circumstances. Nay, even your right hand shuns such congress with you.
The more people who see this film and associate it with Democrats, the better Bush’s reelection chances.
Wasn't it already shown that the original deal was that Disney would not distribute? Amd Moore knew about a year ago?
"Only people who are un-American would cover up the torture and abuse in Iraq," he added, making reference to recently published photographs showing US soldiers humiliating and terrorising Iraqi prisoners".
An interesting comment from the fat one considring the military initiated the probe and the media has almost unlimited access to the pics. Who's he accusing here?
Actually, I know the answer. He's just making random provocative statements to generate interest in his propoganda film.
Moore remains a legend in his own mind.
Prairie
Guess that about says it all!! I could probably add a few more items but they would only be redundent!
Sorry Mikey! You are not Mel Gibson and your film? is not The Passion of the Christ.
This is so contrived it's pathetic. That miserable pantload wishes his film could do such damage. Dream on, Mikey.
AOL Commie news in hyping the thing this morning. They search the globe every day to promote leftist bilge. (And don't nag me about keeping the lousy service because my wife wants it, and it ain't worth fighting about. )
"Lumpy" Riefenstahl. Love it!
Moore doesn't realize that he's not taken seriously and nobody watches his movies.
If we followed that 'principle,' Moore would not be opening his film in Nazi-ruled France.
Funny, I don`t recall Mr. Moore making a film about Clinton, you know, all that stuff about Wayne Dumond, Juanita Brodderick, the ten billion gates, Larry Lawrence being buried in Arlington cemetary for cash even though he never served a day in the military, the inaction for 8 years that led to the rise in terror, why Bubba went all the way to Marthas Vineyard to visit "his close personal friend Carly Simon" a day after Carlys "assistant" was busted after he tried to pick up 3 pounds of coke at an airport, the pardons, the FALN pardons for his wifes Senate campaign...Man, I can`t imagine why Mr. Moore would want to remain so quiet about such an interesting guy.
And that's a fact.
Oh Plllllllllllease make it stop.....
So, I'll put you down in the "leaning against" column....
Actually, Disney, who I believe owns the rights to the film, has refused to allow Mirimax to distribute it.
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