Well, you could slice open his jugular instead and use him for food. On the other hand, you are what you eat, and you couldn't survive long that stupid. You could fish, using him for bait-but who would want to eat whatever bit on that?
Best course of action" Take advantage of the fact that he is stuffed to the bursting point with hot air. Plug up his nose and mouth, straddle his belly and using your hands for paddles, head for home.
LOL!!
Good one.