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272 posted on
05/29/2004 12:44:01 AM PDT by
lowbridge
("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
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To: lowbridge
273 posted on
05/29/2004 12:52:18 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(#1 Freeper Pickup Line: "You must be a Breaking News thread, 'cause I could bump you all night!")
To: lowbridge
See, the first one would be much more believable if it weren't so punctilious regarding grammar.
You need to add a couple more misspelled words, some un-conjugated verbs, and a few split infinitives.
I was an English tutor for one semester while attending B.C., and have seen every possible butchery of the English language. Though my personal favorite has to be the French philosopher Bernard Henri-Levy; he mutilates the English language to such a degree that you would think he had been trained in this art form by the Mau-Maus.
275 posted on
05/29/2004 1:04:19 AM PDT by
The Scourge of Yazid
("I'm gonna' be iron. Like a lion in Zion. Gonna' be like Iron. Like a lion in Zion.")
To: lowbridge
Lowbridge, this is some of the best entertainment on the net! The news clips are a nice touch. 'big thick chocolate milkshake'--LOL!!
277 posted on
05/29/2004 3:15:19 AM PDT by
ovrtaxt
(Stop the war. ********** NUKE EM NOW !)
To: lowbridge; sauropod
Keep up the good work, lowbridge. Bwahaha!
To: lowbridge
I had trouble reading your site due to tears of laughter!
I simultaneously bow in reverence and stand to applaud.
279 posted on
05/29/2004 3:54:02 AM PDT by
jigsaw
(What happens in Vagueness, stays in Vagueness. ~John F. Kerry)
To: lowbridge
280 posted on
05/29/2004 4:56:08 AM PDT by
RobFromGa
(There isn't always an easy path, but there is always a right path.)
To: lowbridge
Dr. Lovenstein's family have been devastated by the news.
281 posted on
05/29/2004 5:56:49 AM PDT by
xp38
To: lowbridge
ROFL, what a good gig. Keep up the good work.
282 posted on
05/29/2004 5:58:45 AM PDT by
New Perspective
(Proud father of a 6 month old son with Down Syndrome)
To: lowbridge
Meanwhile Dr. Welby has aged decades almost overnight on receipt of the news. Other factors may however be in play.
286 posted on
05/29/2004 6:30:44 AM PDT by
xp38
To: lowbridge
This is just ingenious....and hilarious! I can't wait to know the outcome of all of this. Will you turn over any of her information to the authorities?
287 posted on
05/29/2004 6:49:42 AM PDT by
stanz
(Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
To: lowbridge; PhilDragoo; devolve; yall
ROFL !!
Attached is a photo of myself with my colleague and friend Dr. Marcus Welby. I am the grey haired gentleman, and Dr. Welby is the younger gentleman.
I'm not sure of what kind of personal information I would like from you. Give me a little while to think of something and I'll get back to you on that.
Sincerely yours,
Dr. Werner R. Lovenstein
[Aw! The pic won't post as a pic. Try linking instead here] .....
http://www.megaone.com/lowbridge/scambait/lovenstein.jpg
288 posted on
05/29/2004 6:59:12 AM PDT by
MeekOneGOP
(There is ONLY ONE good Democrat: one that has just been voted OUT of POWER ! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: lowbridge
You, my man, are a genius.
To: lowbridge; Temple Owl
temple owl read this and was in tears.
To: lowbridge
This is too much. Thanks for the ping. I can't wait until you introduce Kone to Dr. Welby's wife.
To: lowbridge
To: lowbridge
Incredibly entertaining.
Thanks for the ping.
To: lowbridge
SECONDARY FIVE SCHOLL DRUP OUT
That's one I had never heard before. How does one make this mistake? It sounds like garbled dictation.
I am still laughing at the whole exchange. Please keep me on your ping list.
298 posted on
05/29/2004 8:53:54 AM PDT by
Rocky
(Kerry cannot decide what style of empty suit he should be)
To: lowbridge
299 posted on
05/29/2004 9:12:34 AM PDT by
Incorrigible
(immanentizing the eschaton)
To: lowbridge
I cannot stop laughing, it hurts lol..
To: lowbridge
Outrageous & funny! Spencer Tracy as detective Culpepper in Santa Rosita? Nice touch.
305 posted on
05/29/2004 5:30:55 PM PDT by
bwteim
(Begin With The End In Mind. Save your finger and your mouse: Oct 5, 2001 ;)
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