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Lowbridge scams the Nigerian 419 Email Scammers
Lowbridge's new website ^
| 4/16/04
| lowbridge
Posted on 05/16/2004 2:37:38 AM PDT by lowbridge
Okay, to be more exact, this email scammer is NOT Nigerian, but from Abidjan. However, I do have a few Nigerians "on the hook" as we speak. I'll see how those pan out, and will post them on my site if they turn out any good.
http://www.megaone.com/lowbridge/baitinggloria.html
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 419; albundysmyhero; barristerisahesq; bestwebsitever; darlinggloria; dearestalbundy; email; gloriagium; isahchambers; lowbridge; pantsonhead; richardodoi; scams; shoephone; sisteranita; stupidness; themuguhunter; zot
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To: Pylon
Just to be sure it is you, can you please take a picture of yourself wearing a thong on your head while talking into a six inch, spiked heel pump? Geez....where am I gonna get a six inch spike heeled pump on such short notice?
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posted on
05/16/2004 8:00:46 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
To: lowbridge
What a wicked, warped sense of humor you have. And I thought my homepage was bad.
I love it!
In fact, I think this is THE funniest thing I've ever seen here in 6 years! LOLOL!
To: lowbridge
*LOL*
You're pretty awesome... Do you know that?
To: rwfromkansas
Obviously it is gloria "i can't capitalize my i's." Yes it is, but she does have a male accomplice. I have a couple of voice mail messages from her and a voice mail message from her "lawyer", a guy.
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posted on
05/16/2004 10:56:20 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
To: LurkerNoMore!
You're pretty awesome... Do you know that? Soitenly :-)
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posted on
05/16/2004 10:57:15 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
To: lowbridge
Great stuff.
Maybe you can get a few bucks out of Gloria as a commission for getting her on the cover of Time Magazine...
Conning Nigerian con men (and women) has become an internet bloodsport.
I found this Aussie wordsmith, who has assumed at least 39 funny identities, in responding to the scammers. His responses stay in character.
Gluteus Maximus, Roman Senator is a hoot.
http://sweetchillisauce.com/nigeria.html
To: WSGilcrest
... Can't breathe...
... Massive laughing convulsions...
... Gotta get back to work...
Lowbridge, you Da' MAN!
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posted on
05/17/2004 6:28:57 AM PDT
by
bondjamesbond
(Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown)
To: stanz
169
posted on
05/17/2004 6:36:32 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
Truly amazing piece of work! Thanks for the link.
170
posted on
05/17/2004 7:44:21 AM PDT
by
stanz
(Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
To: lowbridge
Just be sure that you're doing the scamming of the scammers, and not have the tables turned. Good luck! Look forward to your future update.
To: xp38
"4. This second point is worth dwelling on given its incomprehensible magnitude. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. World-class, A-1, top of the heap, triple whopper with cheese, supersized stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. One-of-a-kind, global, universal, intergalactic stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularly, extraordinarily, incredibly, bewilderingly stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of stupidity that we know. A behemoth, a leviathan, a colossus of stupidity."Truly a thing of beauty. Thanks for the link.
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posted on
05/17/2004 9:36:29 AM PDT
by
Grammy
("Those twin Senators from Massachusetts are the co-chairmen of the handwringers of America - the HWA)
To: Interesting Times
Maybe you can get a few bucks out of Gloria as a commission for getting her on the cover of Time Magazine... I havent heard from her as of yet. I did get an email from her lawyer after I posted this thread (details will be posted later). It seems as if she has caught onto me and does not want to continue trying to scam me, but her male accomplice still wants to keep trying.
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posted on
05/17/2004 11:32:00 AM PDT
by
lowbridge
("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
To: ItsonlikeDonkeyKong
"
("So what? So you're big. So you're black. So you've got a badge and a gun. So I'm a dead man.") Louie DePalma, Taxi :-)
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posted on
05/17/2004 1:40:27 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
To: lowbridge
Man, you're good.
Maybe toooo good.
175
posted on
05/17/2004 6:36:50 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(I'll stop bellyaching when Stephen King stops writing crappy screenplays!)
To: lowbridge
This is the funniest thing I read since that guy who went ahead and deposited the check for $1,000,0000 he got from some direct mail thing. AND IT WORKED! If you've never read that story, it's a classic.
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posted on
05/17/2004 6:47:44 PM PDT
by
Hildy
(...Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth. - Mark Twain)
To: Hildy
Never read that story. Got a link?
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posted on
05/17/2004 6:57:32 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
("You are an American. You are my brother. I would die for you." -Kurdish Sergeant)
To: lowbridge
Man, it was years ago. I'll try to find it.
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posted on
05/17/2004 7:01:02 PM PDT
by
Hildy
(...Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth. - Mark Twain)
To: lowbridge
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posted on
05/17/2004 7:10:09 PM PDT
by
Hildy
(...Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth. - Mark Twain)
To: lowbridge
dear "Al", Please put me on your ping list. I haven't laughed that hard in months!
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