[avg_freeper]

"It seems like it's demeaning to the lobsters, which I hate," said Stan Cobb, a professor of marine biology and a crustacean expert at the University of Rhode Island.

Well at least they didn't throw panties on the lobster's head. Which gives me a great idea for a new carnival game. I could make millions.

[somniferum]

I just choked on my soda from laughing when I read that.