[Sub-Driver]

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[The G Man]

How would he know?

[flyingbear]

John Kerry is just like Al Gore without the fire & sizzle.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Kerry would be the first to know since he would have been the one performing the acts of humiliation. Heck he said himself the he committed atrocities in Nam. Making someone pose for pics would be a walk in the park for JFKerry

[tiamat]

Would somebody PLEASE explain the meaning of "plausible deniability" to Ketchup Boy and then punch his lights out?

[kattracks]

This from the fool who doesn't know who owns the family car.

[Solamente]

"These despicable actions have endangered the lives of our soldiers and, frankly, have made their mission harder to accomplish....."

What gall. Kerry did the same thing to American Forces, POW's and MIA's with VietNam!

[Argus]

As commander in chief, I will honor your commitment and I will take responsibility for the bad as well as the good," Kerry said

adding, "Unlike in Vietnam, where I trashed your commitment, committed war crimes myself, and took responsibility for none of it."

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

one of the reasons they're not there is that this administration is more interested in protecting Haliburton than it is in including other people in the reconstruction

Again with the Halliburton? Earth to Kerry: if Halliburton profits were the issue, we would have allowed Saddam to torch more oil wells.

Earth to Kerry: Halliburton is an AMERICAN company. They are the best at what they do. What you are recommending is the arbitrary OUTSOURCING of American jobs to foreign interests for no strategic or competitive advantage.

Maybe Kerry thinks we should have hired Turkish prison guards? After all, they would be more sympathetic to the culture of the prisoners.

[dawn53]

Hey, with John Kerry's double speak, who knows, he might be the only man in history who could be the FIRST and LAST to know!

[savedbygrace]

This is the same guy who didn't know his speech writers had included a line about "Benedict Arnold companies" in the past 50 (or however many is was) speeches he's given. And he expects people to take him seriously when he says he wouldn't be the last to know? Ha! I fart in his general direction (which is a tricky move, with him changing directions every few moments.)

[hermgem]

Theresa, Kerry's financier, handler, screener, spokesman, defender, will inform him what it is he knows and when to reveal such news.
With financial dependence come cocessions.

[finnman69]

Sort of like, last to know he owned a SUV.

[blanknoone]

How does Kerry know that he would not be the last to know? As Rumsfeld so aptly put it, there are known unknowns, and there are unknown unkowns. In the former, you know what you don't know, in the latter you don't know what you don't know. This is clearly a case of the latter.

Nedra Pickler, carrying Kerry's water. Again.

[madison10]

ROFL. Too late.

[JamesA]

Obviously he speaks from the south end of a North bound goat.

[kabar]

Right. He will be another Jimmy Carter, scheduling the tennis court for the WH.

[Christian4Bush]

"Today, I have a message for the men and women of our armed forces..."

Is that message "I voted for you to go into harm's way...wait, just for the threat of you to go into harm's way...I voted for $87 billion to help you and Iraq...no, I didn't...I respect your Commander in Chief...actually, I hate his guts...I look forward to your vote...well, not if it's for Bush, and I'll have your vote thrown out if you're overseas serving...I appreciate your opinion...let me finish...LET ME...LET ME F***ING FINISH! NO, YOU'RE WRONG!!!"

All right, enough of that. Here is my message to the honorable men and women of the armed forces:

Each of you are valuable. Not one of your lives, nor any of your deaths, are forgotten by me. I may not know your name, but I will know your cause: United States Military.

I will not condemn 150,000 over the misdoings of a few. I will not even condemn the seven...just the wrong that they do. Many of our citizens know full well the sacrifice that you make. I pray that you get to hear from more of them.

If, by the permissive will of God (which, if not for the fact that God does allow things with which we disagree, I would call the most vile imagination of all time), Mr. Kerry is elected as your Commander in Chief, I trust that you will continue to serve your country--if not for him, then for the country.

My fervent hope is that you will vote for the current CIC who deeply cares about you, and prays daily for you, and seeks the Almighty on your behalf, the Honorable George W. Bush. Please make sure that your vote counts. Insist on it.

That is my message to the Armed Forces. "What we do now, echoes into eternity. Strength and honor!"

Semper Fi, Ever Onward, and God bless.

[lizma]

As president, I will not be the last to know what is going on in my command,

As a Senator, it would appear he only found out a few days ago what the press reported in January!

[The G Man]

Kerry says he wouldn't be 'last to know'

Last to know what? That he served in Vietnam?

[Arrowhead1952]

"As president, I will not be the last to know what is going on in my command," Kerry said. "I will demand accountability for those who serve and I will take responsibility for their actions. And I will do everything that I can in my power to repair the damage that this has caused to America to our standing in the world and to the ideals for which we stand."

...I will not be the last to know what is going on in my command," Kerry said. "I will demand accountability for those who serve and I will take responsibility for their actions.... even though I never took any responsibility for my actions during and after returning from Vietnam, demonstrating aginst the war and causing more harm to the troops still fighting the war.