[Wolfstar]

I'm sorry we just didn't nuke Mecca on 9/12/01 and be done with it. After all, the people we're trying to free and hand the opportunity of a lifetime to, to build prosperous, modern countries hate us more than ever.

[OldFriend]

Sorry we had a dirtbag like slick willie and his america hating cronies running this country into the dirt for eight years.

[Militiaman7]

I am profoundly sorry that Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton were elected President of the United States.

I'm sorry we got rid of the Neutron Bomb and that we can't use it now.

And I also feel sorry for the idiots that think a little harassment and humiliation equals torture. That being photographed naked somehow resembles being shot in the head. And I'm not saying that those who broke military regulations shouldn't be held accountable, but that the punishment should fit the crime.

I'm also sorry that I can't get my sights on some of the filth in the arab gutter.

[Mad Dawgg]

"FReepers, since apologizing seems to be the order of the day, let's show 'em how we "apologize!" Let me begin with my own profuse apologies to the entire nation:"

I want to apologize to everyone because GATOR NAVY posted this thread:

Can We Please Stop the "It's Bush's Fault" Posts in Every Thread?

In which he posted this line: "P.S. As long as I'm b*tching about stupid and unoriginal posts, can I read a thread on Japan sometime without some idiot putting up a Godzilla pic?"

Which of course means THIS thread is now technically a JAPAN thread so I must post this:

And the Horror continues...

(Oh yeah, and it is all Bush's Fault)

[m87339]

This is going to be a loooong one. Might get up there with this one

[Ku Commando]

I'M SO SORRY.....UNCLE ALBERT....

[PsyOp]

I sorry that these poor abused Iraqis never had the opportunity to pledge at an American University where they could experience a real "hazing".

[DoctorMichael]

I'm sorry that the hideous, cruel, ignorant, degenerate, schizophrenic-pedophile-worshiping, Jihad-declaring, 'belief-system' known as Iz-slam exists.

[spodefly]

I am sorry that I ate 5 bowls of 'Honey Smacks' last night right before bed.

[Mad Dawgg]

I'm Sorry John "Effin" Kerry's dad didn't "put a helmet on that soldier" we he had the chance...

(If ya know what I mean...)

[beachn4fun]

I'm a little bit sorry that I can't find much sympathy for those abused in this situation who have gleefully killed my fellow Americans.

[shellylet]

I'm sorry that abuse AND TORTURE are committed everyday on innocent children in this country it is no big deal to the media or our elected officials.

[Armed Civilian]

I am sorry we didn't listen to Patton and Kick Russia's A%%, I am sorry we didn't level mecca, I am sorry we liberated france, we should have taken over. I am sorry that our nation has been almost taken over by the aclu, peta, liberals, gays, and godless athiest. I am sorry that I live in Florida. I am sorry we don't hear from him anymore I am sorry she is not guarding the prisoners I am sorry we haven't told the rest of the world this enough I am sorry I am ending this post... More apologies to come.

[TSgt]

I'm sorry America didn't turn Mecca into a sea of glass on September 12th, 2001.

I'm sorry I live in the North and not in KY or TN where I belong.

[Seaplaner]

I'm sorry that the dominant media selectively attack My President and our crucial war on terror (and the magnificent job our troops are doing), while they ignore the perfidy and sedition of liberals and leftists.

[upchuck]

From the Brenda Lee song:

I'm sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology

I'm sorry we have a press that will not report the truth.

I'm sorry the vast majority of Americans don't have a clue as to what's REALLY going on.

I'm sorry there were enough stupid people in this country to elect Bill Clinton POTUS, not once, but twice!

I'm sorry these same people have orgasms when they think about The Hildabeaste being POTUS. [shudder!!]

I'm sorry I didn't discover FR before Feb 15, 2001.

I'm sorry we have let the queers and fagots ram their twisted, perverted, disease laden agenda down our throats.

I'm sorry this country doesn't care that it is being overrun by a bunch of criminal aliens from Mexico, thus raising the IQ of Mexico and lowering it for the US. I'm sorry that politics have become so divisive.

And, finally, I'm sorry we can't understand you can't negotiate with folks who have a 14th century mentality.

I mean, I'm like really, really, really sorry, ya know?

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

For Iowans everywhere, I would like to apologize for reelecting Senator Harkin to yet another term.

Iowans apologize for providing the first victory for John F'ing Kerry and for so rudely taping Howard Dean's psychotic hyper-panic screams.

We also apologize to all Illinois residents living downwind from our hog lots.

[eyespysomething]

I'm sorry I voted for Democrats up until 1992.

I'm sorry our military is so strung by red tape they can't get their job done.

I'm sorry the Democrats hate our country so much that they view winning the Presidential election more important than winning the war on terror.

[Khuey]

I'm sorry Bush #41 lost to a draft dodging, lying... S.O.B

I'm sorry Hillary Got away with the Vince Foster "thing".

I'm sorry we liberated France, TWICE.

I'm sorry Ted made it out of the car instead of Mary Jo.

I'm sorry that the Liberals adopted the "political correctness" policy which was started by the K.G.B. in order to crush dissent.

I'm sorry that Israel hasn't "removed" their problem from the face of the earth.

I'm sorry that our government has trouble letting our military do their job.

I'm sorry that David Price is my representative in the House.

I'm sorry that Kerry has fooled so many idiots .

I'm sorry our country puts up with so much CRAP from countries that aren't worth the space they take up.

I'm sorry that I haven't been able to do more to help "W" get re-elected.

[TexasNative2000]

I'm sorry for the Designated Hitter rule, and safety caps on medicine bottles.

[NCPAC]

I'm sorry that any Iraqi prisoners remained alive for our troops to abuse.