[TexasRepublic]

I should have been a lawyer, but my family would disown me.

[somniferum]

Reminds me of something that happened to me last summer. While home from college for the summer, I was working at the local hardware store. An elderly friend of the family stops by and we chit chat for a while (Haven't talked in a long time). He asks me, "So, what do you plan on doing after you graduate?". I replied "Well, I hope to attend law school". He replies with a laugh, "Damn boy, and all these years I thought you were gonna make something of yourself!".

Priceless :)