Robbers Die trying to hold-up Suicide Bomber!

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[abu afak]

Robbers die trying to hold-up suicide bomber 27/04/2004 - 17:33:49

A Hamas suicide bomber blew up two armed Palestinians who tried to rob him at gun point in the Gaza Strip.

Hamas claimed the “stickup men” worked for Israeli intelligence, while Palestinian security forces said the two were ordinary thieves.

Rather than give up his explosives, the bomber detonated them, killing himself and the two robbers near the border fence between Gaza and Israel.

Palestinian security officials said the the gunmen were criminals who were involved in a car theft ring that brought stolen vehicles from Israel to Gaza.

Hamas said the bomber was on his way to try to infiltrate into Israel, accompanied by another Hamas member and a guide, when they were stopped by the armed men.

The robbers forced the bomber to lie on the ground and tried to steal the bomb, but the militant detonated it, killing all three. The other Hamas man and the guide escaped.

There have been cases of rival groups stealing each other’s explosives, but no group claimed the two gunmen, and their families did not go to the hospital to take the bodies, indicating that the two were not militants, who are revered in Palestinian society.

A Hamas official said that whatever their intention, the two should be considered agents of Israel.

“Anyone who tries to stop a fighter from doing his work is a collaborator,” he said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

Hamas has been threatening punishing retaliatory attacks since Israel killed the founder of the Islamic group, Sheik Ahmed Yassin, in a helicopter missile strike on March 22, and his successor, Abdel Aziz Rantisi, in another missile attack three weeks later.

Because of the threats, security was especially tight for Israel’s independence day holiday today.

Police set up roadblocks on highways, checking drivers, as Israelis crowded public parks and forests for traditional holiday cookouts.

Palestinians were banned from entering Israel, as they have been since a double suicide bombing attack that killed 10 Israelis in the port of Ashdod on March 14, idling about 16,000 Palestinian workers who have entry permits.

In Gaza, tens of thousands of Israelis streamed to Gush Katif, a bloc of Israeli settlements, to celebrate Israel’s independence day and protest at Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s plan to withdraw from all of the coastal strip by next year.

The members of Sharon’s Likud Party will vote on the plan on Sunday, with polls giving Sharon only a slight lead.

In an independence day interview on Israel TV, Sharon appeared confident that he would win the Likud vote on his disengagement plan.

By this time next year, he said, “we will be in the midst of disengagement from Gaza.”

In the northern West Bank, Israeli troops raided the Tulkarem refugee camp with jeeps and armoured personnel carriers and conducted house-to-house searches. Soldiers exchanged fire with Palestinian gunmen, killing two and seriously wounding a third.

Israeli military officials said one of the dead was Ashraf Nafa, 21, the Hamas leader in Tulkarem.

The other was Amjad Amra, 21, from the Islamic Jihad group. The officials said both had links to Lebanese Hezbollah guerrillas and planned attacks against Israelis.

The wounded man, a member of Hamas, was taken to an Israeli hospital.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

LOL But do they still get the "virgins"?

[SpyGuy]

There is NO honor among theives...or terrorists.

[abu afak]

Reply 20 and 21..

Great!! thanks

[OXENinFLA]

BLLAAWAWAWWAAWAWAWAW!!!

[Tax-chick]

Oh, shoot! I spit Diet Coke on the keyboard AGAIN!

[SF Republican]

Instant Karma

[Poohbah]

So what's the downside?

[The South Texan]

The Darwin Award winner for 2004 has just been named in this article. The true meaning of killing two birds with one stone.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Sure gives a new meaning to the term, "work accident".

Hahaha, the suicide bomber and thieves certainly saved the IDF some trouble.

[lilylangtree]

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[Poohbah]

Instant Karma

The robbers' Karma ran over their Dogma.

[Robert357]

ROFLAO; well said. But which would be the Darwin Award Candidate(s) the suicide bomber or the two thieves?

[AgThorn]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1125424/posts

[11th Commandment]

I am just wondering, how does the famas General Patton quote, "No dumb B*stard ever won a war by dying for his county, he won it, by making the other poor dumb b*stard die for his" apply to this!

[The KG9 Kid]

Sometimes, these Palestinians need a laugh track.

[Arthalion]

LOL But do they still get the "virgins"?

Nope, this Pali terrorist basically committed suicide to prevent himself from being mugged. In Islam, that's a "straight to hell" offense.

I'm sure this is why the "anonymous leader" was trying hard to play the Israeli agents angle. To a Muslim, if the guy killed himself and took two Israeli agents with him, then he's a "hero" and gets his virgins...but if he killed himself and only took out two Arab muggers...well, that just makes him an idiot.

[Pharmboy]

These guys must be big fans of Monty Python...

[isom35]

"...forces said the two were ordinary thieves" that phrase alone says a lot.

[An.American.Expatriate]

In addition to any Darwin Awards, this thread could definately use a Just Damn bump . . .

[Travis McGee]

A THREEFER!