[Iowa Granny]

I've been giving this some serious thought. We have to GUESS what's in his hair, since he doesn't want anyone to know.

Think about this. What would a somebody in a hunting/fishing lodge NOT want his buddies to know he's up to?

My guess is this fella got K-Y Jelly in his hair. To bad he had to mess it up with the Peanut Butter.

[FourPeas]

K-Y Jelly

Ya know, you just may be right.

[Miss Marple]

ROTFLMAO!!! K-Y Jelly! Great guess!!

[Nita Nupress]

My guess is this fella got K-Y Jelly in his hair. To bad he had to mess it up with the Peanut Butter.

Yeah, but a typical cabin wouldn't have K-Y, would it? How about a squeeze gun thingy full of that grease you use on ball-bearings or U-joints?

[Quix]

Certainly the odds are it has to do with some

HUMAN BODILY FUNCTION

or some animal's.

And more likely the former.

Shall we vote for the most likely 'mysterious' substances?

We could humiliate him beyond whatever level he expects then he'd have nothing to lose by telling us.

[Aracelis]

My guess is this fella got K-Y Jelly in his hair

K-Y's water-soluble, it'd come out with the beer. Perhaps the unfortunate fellow tried petroleum jelly...