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Need Help From Freeper Females (vanity)
4/21/2004
| Jaysun
Posted on 04/21/2004 6:52:54 PM PDT by Jaysun
Some of the guys and I are presently at the camping lodge and weve got a problem that requires the help of a sensible woman. My brother-in-law managed to get something in his hair this morning, and he wanted to wash it out. I cant tell you what that something was, because hes refused to divulge that to us thus far (I suspect that he fabricated the tainted hair theory to save himself some embarrassment.)
My brother-in-law believes that his wife has, at some point, told him that peanut butter is a useful household hair cleaner / conditioner. His wife animately denied ever saying anything about peanut butter, and thinks that he must have confused it with mayonnaise. Anyway, this guy has gone from a docile gentlemen to a ranting idiot and hes now in a state of full blown panic.
Please provide us with any suggestions that you may have for removing peanut butter from hair. If possible, wed like to know of any home remedies that may work were in a fairly remote location and nobody is willing to go to the store. Besides looking ridiculous, he smells horrible. Heres what weve tried so far:
A) Tried to melt it away by pouring very hot water over his head. This basically resulted in mild burns to his neck and scalp.
B) Made a makeshift shower cap out of a Wal-Mart bag, taped it around his head to make it watertight, and poured beer in a small hole at the top. He let it soak for about an hour to no avail.
Anything that you can suggest would be most appreciated.
Jaysun
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To: YaYa123
Heinz Co. proving to be an election-year benefit - for President Bush
WASHINGTON - Though John Kerry's wife is an heir to the H.J. Heinz Co. fortune, the food company and its executives are providing President Bush with money and a campaign issue - jobs flowing overseas - in this year's election.
Members of the board of the Fortune 500 company and its corporate political action committee have donated thousands of dollars to Republicans in recent years, including contributions to the Bush campaign. The corporate PAC has given nothing to Kerry.
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1078&dept_id=151021&newsid=11357353&PAG=461&rfi=9
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:24:44 PM PDT
by
FairOpinion
(If you are not voting for Bush, you are voting for the terrorists.)
To: alnick
That's the best suggestion yet. Cornstarch or talcum powder followed by a comb through followed by a good wash with soap and water.Don't use talcum powder. Breathing it is not a good thing but trust me the cornstarch will work.
It may take a couple of applications but I've used it on dozens of Old English Sheepdogs with mud and all sorts of things. It works wonders. I used to buy cornstarch boxes by the dozens.
To: Gabz
I'm so glad you're here.
I have to go get the girls PB&J for lunch tomorrow, I just thought of it.
BBS!
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:24:58 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Laz, where are you? Are you ok?)
To: Jaysun
Hi, Jaysun's friend. Aren't you glad Jaysun and your other friends don't have a camcorder? Say hi to your new friends at Free Republic! lol
To: jdontom
ping to see how it comes out
To: Gabz
By the time Freepers are through with them they will have baked themselves into a giant repulsive peanut-butter cookie or blown themselves to kingdom come.
Depends how how much beer and Hot Damn is left, I suppose...
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:25:33 PM PDT
by
squarebarb
(I suppose JFnKerry might have fought well; he just doesn't have the convictions of his courage.)
To: Miss Marple
He hasn't posted for awhile....Im worried what they are up to?.....see what happens when they are out of our control!
127
posted on
04/21/2004 7:26:35 PM PDT
by
mystery-ak
(Mike1sg is coming home this week!)
To: Miss Marple
Since he's not talking you know it's something far worse than gum...
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:26:38 PM PDT
by
Oorang
(There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness.")
To: Jaysun
This sounds like the Red Green show.
To: GummyIII
Gasoline!!! I should talk, there was this one time in college ... but I digress. You are wicked, GummyIII
130
posted on
04/21/2004 7:26:54 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(He says "Bring it on!!" Then when you do, he says, "How dare you!! ")
To: hellinahandcart
Oh, wow. This one could attain cult status and be talked about for years to come...I'm just wondering what he got in his hair in the first place...Think it could be a "Something About Mary" thing? ;D
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:26:55 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: Nita Nupress; Miss Marple
and what items are available in the cabin.LOL!! The McGyver Cabin. They've got a plan. It includes a midget, a small cannon, and a jar of peanut butter.
To: abner
Me three...
To: ride the whirlwind
This sounds like the Red Green show. Does that mean there's some way of fixing it with duct tape?
GOTTA be, right? Duct tape mends all things!
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:27:56 PM PDT
by
RosieCotton
(Anything worth doing is worth doing badly. - G. K. Chesterton)
To: abner
"Hi, I'm Megan. I'm 27, have blond hair, green eyes, and a head full of air."
135
posted on
04/21/2004 7:28:04 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(I'm just here to Mosh!)
To: NonValueAdded
American Pie III, IV? Whichever?
136
posted on
04/21/2004 7:28:16 PM PDT
by
GummyIII
(I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.)
To: Miss Marple
Hahahaha! I am dying to know what the original substance was. The guy won't divulge it, so what could it be?
137
posted on
04/21/2004 7:28:26 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
To: hellinahandcart
I'm # three you will have to be four.
138
posted on
04/21/2004 7:28:30 PM PDT
by
notpoliticallycorewrecked
(In honor of Cesear, Eagle Scout, Marine private WIA Fallujah Iraq on 4-13-04)
To: small voice in the wilderness
LOL!! The McGyver Cabin. They've got a plan. It includes a midget, a small cannon, and a jar of peanut butter. You forgot duct tape! They can just put some duct tape on his head and then RIP!
139
posted on
04/21/2004 7:28:45 PM PDT
by
abner
(FREE THE MIRANDA MEMOS! http://www.intelmemo.com or http://www.wintersoldier.com)
To: notpoliticallycorewrecked; hellinahandcart
You two fight it out, while I take dibs on #5!
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posted on
04/21/2004 7:29:25 PM PDT
by
NYC GOP Chick
("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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