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Caption the Gorelick
Posted on 04/18/2004 6:13:00 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; gorelick
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To: Paul Atreides
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posted on
04/18/2004 7:09:26 PM PDT
by
Smartass
(BUSH & CHENEY 2004 - THE BEST GET BETTER)
To: GnL
"It's really just a coincidence that my name is GoreLick."Actually, she shortened her name.
It was originally Gorelicker.
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posted on
04/18/2004 7:13:19 PM PDT
by
dmzTahoe
(Go Zags!)
To: Paul Atreides
Soooo......you're saying you found the memo Mr. Ashcroft?
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posted on
04/18/2004 7:15:34 PM PDT
by
Jeeper
(Virginia is for Jeepers)
To: Paul Atreides
"You idiots think I went and sent out those "wall" memos all by my lonesome? You don't think I worked for somebody? You don't think I took directions from somebody? - - - (Oh my good lord, what am I saying? I am DEAD!)"
To: Paul Atreides
"I'm getting sick of people pronouncing my name GORE-LICK! So I'm going back to using my Maiden name, Clinton-Buttkis!"
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posted on
04/18/2004 7:37:13 PM PDT
by
Bommer
(John Kerry = "You mean I can get a Purple Heart for cutting myself shaving?")
To: Paul Atreides
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posted on
04/18/2004 7:50:21 PM PDT
by
wolicy_ponk
(George W. Bush - LET'S ROLL! --------------------- John F. Kerry - Let's Roll over...)
To: Paul Atreides
I left a gaping hole in US counter-terrorism, THIIIIIIIS BIG!
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posted on
04/18/2004 7:53:07 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Service to this Nation...with a smile thrown in for free!)
To: Paul Atreides
"We love Gorelick. She is aptly named, you know.
Also, she taught us how to lie.
And you know what?
If WE had a copy of her book "Destruction of Evidence"
we NEVER NEVER could have gotten fired."
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posted on
04/18/2004 7:59:34 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(We do what we are meant to do)
To: Paul Atreides
"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your house on this day."
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posted on
04/18/2004 8:02:35 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Proud to be a FReeper!)
To: Paul Atreides
...Hillary, Janet and I did some crazy things .....Did I every tell you about the time......
To: LRS
Gorelick: "In my experience, what you peasants simply do not understand
is that our subjects only needed the following
to get through the Wall which I constructed for President Clinton
during his wonderful eight year rule."
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posted on
04/18/2004 8:09:58 PM PDT
by
Diogenesis
(We do what we are meant to do)
To: Paul Atreides
GoreLick: Hoodwinking the American public is such a hoot! I haven't had this much fun since Hillary and Reno's slumber party....
32
posted on
04/18/2004 8:14:18 PM PDT
by
LisaMalia
(In Memory of Sgt. James W."Billy" Lunsford..KIA 11-29-69 Binh Dinh S. Vietnam)
To: Paul Atreides
Jamie GORElick auditioning for Kerry NSC Chairman.
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posted on
04/18/2004 8:20:13 PM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, DemocRATs believe every day is April 15th. - Reagan)
To: Paul Atreides
"Thank you, Mr. Kean, for your defense of me. I agree, peasants shouldn't criticize their betters. I will put in a good word for you if Kerry gets elected. Maybe we BOTH can be sitting on the Supreme Court!"
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posted on
04/18/2004 8:25:46 PM PDT
by
ZULU
To: Paul Atreides
...so you see, the Chinese were giving us all this money, so naturally we couldn't have these guys talking to each other...
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posted on
04/18/2004 8:32:55 PM PDT
by
THX 1138
To: Paul Atreides
"Dam-nit, my name's pronounced the same way you pronounce this, get it?!"
36
posted on
04/18/2004 8:34:48 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
To: Bonaparte; Eurotwit
The artist should've shown the "unattended" jalopy going over a cliff. Glad you liked the pic! The automobile of war policy wasn't totally unattended, though. After Hitler's invasion of Czechoslovakia, Churchill and FDR were able to get it back under control and headed toward victory.
9/11 was our generation's Czechoslovakia. I won't compare it to Pearl Harbor since the Japanese attacked our military, not specifically our civilians. That makes 9/11 1,000 times worse. It also makes unscrupulous critics of the war all the more heineious. (Dissent is OK, but not the lies...)
But our enemies figured out that if they hid behind international organizations it would confuse the hell out of our dimwitted, liberal publics. Like Bush says, it's a war like none before.
Regarding the "wall" and the Gorelick memo, The pendulum of American opinion will swing back the other way on these issues when we've won the terror war -- that is if we cut off immigration now and really take out our enemies instead of bickering over how to reduce their anger.
The Patriot acts deserve a sunset clause. We can always do better again later.
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posted on
04/18/2004 8:46:59 PM PDT
by
risk
To: Paul Atreides
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posted on
04/18/2004 9:08:21 PM PDT
by
kanawa
(Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one.)
To: Paul Atreides
Jamie Gorelick: "Yes, it's true, I build The Wall, and believe me, I had to keep my fingers
in more than one dyke to keep them from leaking but of course, I didn't mind. It was my job."
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posted on
04/19/2004 9:41:16 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: Paul Atreides
"...and then I patted the mortar between the bricks like this."
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posted on
04/19/2004 9:45:08 AM PDT
by
Redcloak
(Have you hugged your tagline today?)
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