D.C. Chapter to Hold 'Viet Cong Vets for Kerry' Bake Sale this Saturday, 4/17/04
D.C. Chapter ^ | Thursday, April 15, 2004 | Kristinn
Posted on 04/15/2004 5:23:17 PM PDT by kristinn
The D.C. Chapter of Free Republic invites all FReepers and lurkers in good standing to join us this Saturday for our Viet Cong Vets for Kerry bake sale outside Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry's national campaign headquarters.
As a spoof of MoveOnPac's nationwide Kerry bake sales being held on Saturday to 'prove John Kerry is a man of the people,' the D.C. Chapter will be holding our own bake sale to inform the public about Kerry's betrayal of his fellow American servicemen during the Vietnam War.
Items being offered at the Viet Cong Vets for Kerry bake sale will include:
Three Scratches and You're Out Purple Heart Cookies,CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread
Hanoi Hilton Misfortune Cookies,
Jane Fonda Nut Cakes,
Punji Bread Sticks,
Ho Ho Ho Chi Mints, and
Vichyssois.Free Range Waffles and Kerry Flips Flops will also be offered.
As a spoof of MoveOnPac's nationwide Kerry bake sales being held on Saturday to 'prove John Kerry is a man of the people...From http://action.moveonpac.org/bakesale/:
On Sat., April 17, all across the country, thousands of people will organize bake sales to raise money for MoveOn PAC's campaign to Take Back the White House. While George Bush raises money mostly from wealthy donors, we will demonstrate the broad-based grassroots support supporting MoveOn PAC and John Kerry.Whether you can organize an event, bake something, or help out selling things, we can use your help. If you create a new bake sale, others may sign up to help. If there is already a bake sale in your neighborhood, you can sign up to help with it, or hold your own.
Click here to schedule a new event.Sell 100 cookies, brownies, or pieces of pie--you're a Pioneer!
If you top 200 items sold, you're a Ranger.And all you have to do is find a place to hold it and some friends to help you bake things.
See--it's a piece of cake!
Click on the image above
to see a map of sales in your state.
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Free Range Waffles and Kerry Flips Flops will also be offered...IMHO, Kerry is VERY vulnerable to this kind of attack (via HUMOR) already underway all across the USA:
Sandal whappers serenade Kerry
[Should we FReep Kerry with REAL "flip flops" - across the USA?]
Cincinnati Enquirer ^ | April 7, 2004 | Gregory Korte and Cindi Andrews
Posted on 04/07/2004 10:25:07 PM PDT by RonDog
Wednesday, April 7, 2004Sandal whappers serenade Kerry
Reporter's Notebook
By Gregory Korte and Cindi Andrews
The Cincinnati Enquirer
John Kerry had seen the tactic before - it emerged on the campaign trail last week - but few others seemed to understand what was going on.-- snip --Young Republicans wearing cheap sandals got in the front row and started clapping them together almost as soon as the Democratic presidential candidate took the stage at Sawyer Point on Tuesday.
Their message: that Kerry has flip-flopped on the issues...
See also, from www.rushlimbaugh.com:
Pathetic Kerry Condemns "Rude" GOP Protestors April 7, 2004
-- snip --
Kerry's playbook is so old and he is so dishonest, it can be infuriating. But there's a simple way to listen to liberals without tearing your hair out, and that is this: everything liberals accuse Bush of, is what they do themselves. So when Kerry talks about the politics of lying, he's telling us what Democrats do. He's identifying his own tactics. As an example, consider Kerry's freak-out at a group of protestors waving flip-flop sandals at Kerry's Cincinnati speech.
As you can hear in the audio link below, this man who protested the Vietnam War and whose party has defined patriotism as requiring dissent, grumbled, "Obviously some young Republicans proving that they are very rude and they have no manners." Oh, the power, my friends! I am paralyzed here with how impressed I am by his retort. Why, what a way to shut them down! Not only calling them "rude" but "very rude!" This is so pathetic!
-- snip --
Listen to Rush... (...JIP Kerry, and dismiss his angry ripping of dissenters at a speech in Cincinnati)
Read the Article... (Cincinnati Enquirer: Sandal whappers serenade Kerry) CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread