1 posted on
04/07/2004 10:29:29 AM PDT by
Vitamin A
To: Vitamin A
no photos?
To: Vitamin A
But GOP leaders urged him to withdraw when the pictures surfaced last week in two communities near Fort Worth.
3 posted on
04/07/2004 10:32:22 AM PDT by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: Vitamin A
4 posted on
04/07/2004 10:32:43 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Vitamin A
Oh my goodness... this guy is a GOP! I would have never guessed it. He needs to get gone.
To: Vitamin A
He was auditioning for a role in a Shakespearian Renaissance Festival. Nothing more. < /sarcasm>
6 posted on
04/07/2004 10:33:00 AM PDT by
spald
To: Vitamin A
Male Candidate Stays in Race Despite Photos Wearing Women's ClothingI didn't think that Janet Reno was running for office again this year...
8 posted on
04/07/2004 10:33:56 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
To: Vitamin A
10 posted on
04/07/2004 10:34:57 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(in memory of James Edward Peck, my grandfather, who passed on 3/23/04)
To: Vitamin A
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")
Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
11 posted on
04/07/2004 10:35:34 AM PDT by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Vitamin A
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars?
Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
19 posted on
04/07/2004 10:41:04 AM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
(Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!!!)
To: Vitamin A
He's a lumberjack and he's OK ("I dress in womens clothing, and hang around in bars").
To: Vitamin A
Lola I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola]
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
To: Vitamin A
Not a problem if this person wears the clothes well. Now dressing shabbily, THAT is inexcusable.
Dustin Hoffman was "Tootsie", you know, and was carrying it of pretty well. This fellow has to be at least as attractive as Ann Richards.
To: Vitamin A
Yeah, Yeah, Dude looks like a lady...
To: Vitamin A
Well, it's not my cup of tea what this guy does. But is it really that big a deal? What if the guy responded as follows:
"So I go out at night in drag. Yeah, it's weird, but how does it hurt you? I for one think people ought to mind their own business. And speaking of minding people's own business, I promise to cut taxes and cover the expense by eliminating as much of the nanny state and regulations as possible.
I believe if you don't hurt anyone, you ought to be left alone. But if you do hurt someone, you ought to go to prison. If you kill someone, you ought to go the cemetery"
"So I'm a little odd. Maybe my blow-dried opponent has no kinks, but he'll sure put a kink in your lifestyle with all his demands that taxes should be higher, regulations more onerous, and criminals shielded from penalty. What's really going to hurt you in the long run?"
So, how would freepers vote?
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