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Male Candidate Stays in Race Despite Photos Wearing Women's Clothing
Family Reporter ^ | 4/6/04 | Associated Press

Posted on 04/07/2004 10:29:28 AM PDT by Vitamin A

Story posted at above link.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bob; nicedress; samwalls
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To: camle
BARBER:
I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine!
The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria.
The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant!
The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip!
The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!

With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

[singing]
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Owl_Eagle
”Guns Before Butter.”
21 posted on 04/07/2004 10:42:30 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel ("I AIN'T GOT TIME FO' YO' JIBBA JABBA, FOOL!!!"~ Mr. T.)
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To: Vitamin A
He's a lumberjack and he's OK ("I dress in womens clothing, and hang around in bars").
22 posted on 04/07/2004 10:44:01 AM PDT by bobsatwork
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To: pointsal
He was just updating his/her wardrobe for the next trip to Austin....lot's night life.

Just trying to keep up with Leslie on Congress....

23 posted on 04/07/2004 10:44:40 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The only difference between Kerry and a broken clock is that a broken clock is right twice a day.)
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To: Vitamin A
Lola

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola]
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

24 posted on 04/07/2004 10:47:08 AM PDT by socal_parrot
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To: Owl_Eagle
Beat ya too it!!! ;-)

But I'll give you credit for the script before the song...
25 posted on 04/07/2004 10:47:52 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!!!)
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To: camle
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola

La-la-la-la Lola

26 posted on 04/07/2004 10:48:15 AM PDT by capydick ("Think what your actions say to your soldiers.")
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To: Integrityrocks
Well, the GOP could use it as an advantage....."See we are a part the the Big Tent"
27 posted on 04/07/2004 10:49:19 AM PDT by katz (Rush Rocks)
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To: Vitamin A
That's why ya search and bump. :)
28 posted on 04/07/2004 10:49:29 AM PDT by Xenalyte (in memory of James Edward Peck, my grandfather, who passed on 3/23/04)
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To: capydick
Three Monty Pythons and two Lolas.

Great minds think alike!
29 posted on 04/07/2004 10:49:49 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!!!)
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To: Vitamin A
Not a problem if this person wears the clothes well. Now dressing shabbily, THAT is inexcusable.

Dustin Hoffman was "Tootsie", you know, and was carrying it of pretty well. This fellow has to be at least as attractive as Ann Richards.
30 posted on 04/07/2004 10:50:45 AM PDT by alloysteel
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I would never run for office. I don't want any of the really stupid stuff i did in 4th grade, that is part of my permanent record, to be splayed in front of the media and my friends and opponents, but especially my kids!

Run as a liberal Democrat

31 posted on 04/07/2004 11:17:51 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: Flubber
lol!
32 posted on 04/07/2004 11:18:22 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: GreenLanternCorps
I saw that and thought the same thing!!
33 posted on 04/07/2004 11:19:28 AM PDT by capydick ("Think what your actions say to your soldiers.")
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To: Vitamin A
Yeah, Yeah, Dude looks like a lady...
34 posted on 04/07/2004 11:48:57 AM PDT by Guvmint_Cheese
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To: AppyPappy
Run as a liberal Democrat

Did i say i was trying to protect my kids image of me? With the training i have been giving them, they would disown me. I cannot live a lie like that.

35 posted on 04/07/2004 11:49:46 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Please do not let America get Kerry'ed away!)
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To: Vitamin A
HTML Sandbox
Links
The method for posting a HTML link is fairly simple. The following format is used:

<a HREF="URL">Link Description</a>

where "URL" is the URL address you want to link to (and you gotta use the double quotes), and Link Description is whatever you want to call your link. For example:

<a HREF="http://www.drudgereport.com/">Link to Drudge</a>

becomes Link to Drudge


36 posted on 04/07/2004 11:58:30 AM PDT by george wythe
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To: Vitamin A
Well, it's not my cup of tea what this guy does. But is it really that big a deal? What if the guy responded as follows:

"So I go out at night in drag. Yeah, it's weird, but how does it hurt you? I for one think people ought to mind their own business. And speaking of minding people's own business, I promise to cut taxes and cover the expense by eliminating as much of the nanny state and regulations as possible.

I believe if you don't hurt anyone, you ought to be left alone. But if you do hurt someone, you ought to go to prison. If you kill someone, you ought to go the cemetery"

"So I'm a little odd. Maybe my blow-dried opponent has no kinks, but he'll sure put a kink in your lifestyle with all his demands that taxes should be higher, regulations more onerous, and criminals shielded from penalty. What's really going to hurt you in the long run?"

So, how would freepers vote?
37 posted on 04/07/2004 12:25:38 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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