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Caption Kerry at Church
Posted on 04/04/2004 2:43:00 PM PDT by Bush Cheney
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How can Kerry find something so funny that Mrs. Heinz finds so.... un-funny?
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To: Bush Cheney
"Ha ha ha...all I have to do is show up in a few of their churches and the black vote is mine."
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:46:03 PM PDT
by
SpyGuy
To: Bush Cheney
Did they talk about anything besides politics at this church? If they did, surely Ms. Heinz-Kerry is under conviction.
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:46:45 PM PDT
by
hope
(How far will your passion take you?)
To: Bush Cheney
Mamma told me there'ld be days like this...
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:46:51 PM PDT
by
kdot
To: Bush Cheney
kerry trying to have an out of body experience, but the botox keeps his soul trapped. mrs kerry, in the mean time, is worrying whether her earrings match her eyes.
To: Bush Cheney
He must have seen a crucifix. "Ha ha haaaaa! Die, Jesus, DIE! Bwahahahahahaaaa! My reign of destruction is comiiiiiiiiing!"
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:48:17 PM PDT
by
broadsword
(The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for Democrats to get elected.)
To: Bush Cheney
ACLU, Americans United For The Separation Of Church & State: Where you guys?
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:48:56 PM PDT
by
Kuksool
(9-11 happened when the RATS controlled the Senate)
To: Bush Cheney
Check out the two ladies in the white hats. They're looking at Kerry like he's in serious need of an exorcism! Also seems rather apparent he's way over-reacting to whatever is going on.
To: Bush Cheney
minor shoulder day surg for Kerry = OxyContin for Pain.
Heard all his planners are old Clinton butts maybe he will transform into Clintonerry.
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:49:30 PM PDT
by
oceanperch
(I will continue to be a Monthly Donor until JimRob says he is GAY too!)
To: Bush Cheney
"All these f#cking palms...reminds me of 'Nam..."
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:51:06 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: Bush Cheney
Which one is Kerry??????????
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:52:38 PM PDT
by
boothead
To: Joe 6-pack
"Everyone thinks the lady next to me f*rted, but it was really me!"
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:54:29 PM PDT
by
cardinal4
(Terrence Maculiffe-Ariolimax columbianus (hint- its a gastropod.....)
To: cardinal4
"Yes...YES!...YES!!!...YESSSS!!!..."
:D
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:56:14 PM PDT
by
wingster
To: wingster
Or just basic snoring...
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:57:02 PM PDT
by
wingster
To: wingster
Better caption is Teresa!
"I can't believe I married this buffoon!" (silently to herself)
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posted on
04/04/2004 2:57:52 PM PDT
by
wingster
To: Bush Cheney
"The Kerry campaign suffered yet another set back when an overdose of Botox temporarily paralyzed the candidate's entire face. Sen. Kerry (D-MA)
(Search) also suffered paralysis in his neck causing his head to rock forward and back uncontrollably. Republicans joked that this was, in fact normal for the Senator. 'He flip-flops like that all the time' stated a Senate colleague who wished to remain anonymous."
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posted on
04/04/2004 3:02:18 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(Over 13,000 served.)
To: Bush Cheney
I aShepard, every Sunday, I try to be sure to worship at an African-American, or even a Black, Church just to be sure that I'm able to get a photo-op of pandering to the blacks.
I try to time my photo-op to the most outrageous piece of racist garbage that the Reverend can spew forth, and, I gotta tell you it takes some real talent to be listening for the future sputum before it finally emanates from his mouth
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posted on
04/04/2004 3:05:09 PM PDT
by
aShepard
To: Bush Cheney
Teresa: Beam me up Scotty. PLEEESE!
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