Posted on 04/02/2004 12:14:41 PM PST by Liz
Straight from Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy headquarters: a witty, all-in-one handbook of conservative responses to liberal lunacy!
The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy didn't cease operations when Hillary climbed onto her broomstick and flew out of the White House. In fact, it has been more active than ever! Now you can win arguments with your liberal friends and initiate new members into the Conspiracy with this clever, dead-on, and helpfully concise guide to the conservative take on issues. It's a perfect source of ammunition for conservatives and education for prospective converts to the Conspiracy.
In brief, bite-sized portions, this book answers liberal lunacy point for point. Armed with The Official Handbook of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, you'll be able nimbly and eloquently to win discussions with friends, family and Al Franken on these issues and more:
Iraq * The War on Terror * Affirmative action * Israel * the UN * Crime * The death penalty * Abortion * Health care * School vouchers * Gun control * Reaganomics * Immigration * The liberal media * The environment * Racial profiling
After you've won them over, you can even make them card-carrying members of the Conspiracy -- a membership card comes with the book!
In the grand tradition of conservative respect for our history and heritage, this handy book summarizes the essential ideas and arguments of conservative geniuses from James Madison to Ann Coulter.
It synthesizes and distills the masterful conservative writings of Ronald Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, and hundreds of other right-thinking authors and scholars who have already explained why conservatism is true and correct.
Armed with it, you'll be ready for this evening's cocktail party, or your next college class, or your next appearance on The O'Reilly Factor.
One final bonus: once you master the arguments in The Official Handbook of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, Hillary will kick you out of her village.
Get the answers from The Official Handbook of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy:
9/11: why the Blame-America-First crowd is wrong
Conservatives: how in reality we're more compassionate than liberals
How tax-and-spend liberals suddenly become parsimonious cost-cutters when it comes to defending America
Osama bin Laden: why, if he could vote, he'd vote Democratic
Occupying Iraq: will it create more terrorists? Why this is balderdash
Why the U.S. has no moral and legal obligation to support the UN
Why we don't need the UN to keep the peace internationally -- which America has done time and time again without UN help
A missile defense system: how it's both morally necessary and technologically feasible Profiling: why it's not only justified in the war on terror, but essential
The true, hidden reason why liberals want high taxes -- behind all their talk of compassion for the poor
The Gipper vs. Slick Willie: which one really saved the economy
Proof: when government relaxes control, citizens prosper
The Reagan-era deficits: how they were really the fault of the very Democrats who were blaming Reagan for them!
Lies Slick Willie told that won him the White House in 1992
Why lower taxes are better for everyone -- even liberals
Government regulation: why it's virtually always bad for the economy
The freedom factor: how prosperity is directly related to how much freedom a government allows its citizens
Death by a thousand paper cuts: how regulations are strangling America
How liberal judges have twisted their legitimate authority to "interpret the law" into a mandate to make the law -- even when these new laws contradict the Constitution's very words
Why regulations designed to prohibit the manufacture of slipshod or dangerous products actually make us all less safe
America the beautiful: why our "arrogant, unilateral, racist, gun-crazed society" is the envy of the world
We stole the Indians' land? Why the best response is "So what?"
America: a racist society? Why nothing could be farther from the truth
How the welfare system has strayed far from its original ideals
America's health care system: why it's still the best in the world
Why "tax cuts for the rich" are actually quite fair and benefit everyone -- including the poor
The American poor: how they're better off than most of the people in other countries, poor or not
You've gone a long way off the deep end, baby: why every woman should reject radical feminism
Why the feminists' denigration of housewives and the traditional family is unconscionable
Proven false: the common liberal claim that women make less money than men for the same work
Why real concern for the environment doesn't require Americans to walk lockstep with the radical environmentalist agenda
The compelling incentive private companies have to keep the environment clean -- without being burdened by niggling and red tape from the EPA
"Free" health care: why it could be the most costly thing Americans have ever bought
Why adopting the health care system of Canada or Britain would be a disastrous mistake
Health insurance: why the liberal hysteria about some Americans not having it is vastly overblown
Public schools: why the best thing we could do for them would be to issue school vouchers today
Why it's false that people turn to crime because of poverty, illegitimacy, and lack of economic opportunities
The death penalty: neither inhumane nor "cruel and unusual"
Why it's a clever -- but ultimately empty -- rhetorical dodge to claim to be "pro-choice but not pro-abortion"
Melting pot sí, multiculturalism no: how we must bring sanity to the immigration issue
No liberal media bias? Why this may the most ludicrous liberal fantasy of all
Plain truth about the 2000 election, proving that Bush really won
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The Official Handbook of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
In brief, bite-sized portions, this book answers liberal lunacy point for point. You'll be able nimbly and eloquently to win discussions with friends and family on these issues and more: Iraq, The War on Terror, Israel, Affirmative action, the UN, Crime, The death penalty, Abortion, Health care, School vouchers, Gun control, Reaganomics, Immigration, The liberal media, The environment, Racial profiling, and more. Save 20% when you buy it this week!
Here's a link where you can by this book.
Kool! I wish I had stocked up/kept more of that stuff. Whatever else the Running Dog Lackeys of Leftism may say about us, we do have a rather wicked sense of humor.
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