[TomB]

Has any pundit pointed out the abject stupidity of going snowboarding with a shoulder injury bad enough for surgery?

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[Natural Law]

It would appear to me that Kerry is a self-absorbed hypochondriac. I'm sure that is how he got his 3 purple hearts too!

[billhilly]

Now, Hillary could really fill out that jock strap.

[billorites]

I think the Senator will soon disappear on account of prostate surgery.

That is, if they can determine whether he still has the remains of one.

[TUX]

Events will drive this election and they will be positive for W. Flipper has never been vetted and will make one gaff after another trying to flip flop on his record and positions.

Hopefully his twisting in the wind will translate to gains in the Congress.

Its impossible to package this liberal, stuck in a Vietnam era time-warp, to mainstream America.

[nvcdl]

Kerry would never put Hillary on the ticket - he knows that he would never survive the first term

[Boundless]

> The goal is to keep the dud candidate remote
> from voter scrutiny.

The Kerry campaign has recognized the early symptoms of
HRC Syndrome, first discovered in Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The major indication of the syndrome is that the less the
candidate says, the higher their poll numbers.

In JfK's case, if he says nothing at all between now and
November, he might have a chance of winning.

If he takes HRC herself as a running mate, this may be
the quietest campaign ever.

[Billthedrill]

Egad - he does look French, now that I think about it...

[StAnDeliver]

if his penchant for he-man boasts and embarrassing fibs again sinks him in the polls, he can always be briefly hospitalized for "periodic checkups."

Next up, brain transplant.

[Wilhelm Tell]

I think they are replacing worn body parts kind of like Frankenstein. A lot of dearly departed Democrats are being harvested for the parts neccessary to keep Kerry going just like they soon will be harvested for votes.