GAS PRISES!

[Cousin Eddie]

Moronic.

[So Cal Rocket]

Whatever you say, Corserer3.

[dts32041]

You obviously have never tried to support any type of electronic piece of equipment.

There are people who own the latest in electronics, that shouldn't have progressed beyond the first grade pencil and paper .

I will let you in on a little secret must people in the the united states are ill educated.

[NovemberCharlie]

Maybe I'll work that in. The reason I put this together in the first place was that a few years ago someone was posting this thing every week.

Then they seemed to stop as soon as I wrote it, so it never got posted. Figures.

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

Am I correct in guessing that you, like I, view this price level as a combination of mkt cyclics and an attempt by OPEC to interfere in this year's election?

That and the fact that Middle eastern oil is coming close to a peak in production and will start a slow decline within 10 years. Given that the Arabs have no other natural resources, a very young population, and no history of building or inventing much, they have come to the conclusion that they better get all they can from what they have.

[mrsmith]

I scoff at chain email, but I agree we should get gas prises- or at least low priced toy gas tankers like they used to give as premiums. Texaco had an especially nice one.
Oh, and Green Stamps too!

Protest the Gas Prices API 4/1/99 Valley Sheeple

March 5, 2000 Gas Price Protest Scheduled

[NovemberCharlie]

Are you flipping the bird to Paula Abdul?

Not that I know of...

[danamco]

Thank you for your grade evaluation, Mr. teacher.
Please use your reading skills and read the whole text.
I did not made up the figures, sorry, but Mr. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes sense,etc....

[luvbach1]

I "love" Fox News and other news sources acting as if the 35,000,000 Californians don't exist. Newscaster (his name escapes me but I think he's the lawyer transplant from CNN)said gas prices may reach $2.00/gallon! Of course they've been well past $2.00/gallon in California for weeks.

[Fedora]

And whatever you do, don't ping Arthur McGowen...

BTW, did you know Al Gore invented pinging Arthur McGowen :)

Be back in a bit--have to go take a shower. . .

[Vigilantcitizen]

Well truth be told they send me several thousand dollars of that every quarter, along with thousands of other people.

Hmmm..Let's see..Record profits by oil companies, with even higher future profits from the expected rise in gas prices.

Hey..I know...instead of wasting time whining to ten of my friends about the price of gas....I'll call my broker and buy stock in oil companies.

Brilliant!

[Slings and Arrows]

[Paulie]

Nothing cures high prices like high prices.

[glock rocks]

This sounds like one of them there chain letters. .....All that's missing are the "testimonials" from folks who didn't send the lettter on and enountered all sorts of bad luck (as a direct consequence of their inaction, of course).

yeah... their gas prises went through the roof!

[deport]

GAS PRISES!

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April 1st isn't until next Thursday...... Or, are you just getting a jump on the event?

[Monty22]

There's something about Houston people that's so.. nasty.

Very common like this there. I'm in Texas, but never liked Houston or the people there either. At exxonmobil, the nastiest people are always from there.

[Monty22]

There's something about Houston people that's so.. nasty.

Very common like this there. I'm in Texas, but never liked Houston or the people there either. At exxonmobil, the nastiest people are always from there.

[Monty22]

Why doesn't FR have a double-post catch from hitting it twice real fast.. grrr

[xJones]

You have one of the finer 'keywords' lists accumulated by now that I've ever read.

[Hildy]

That is too funny.