Has A Time Vortex Been Found?

Pravda (with Editorial from Farshores - the James Donahue Collumn) ^ | March 24, 2004 | Pravada / James Donahue

[HoustonCurmudgeon]

I believe this can be explained by the fact that Pravda is produced in the same country that has the world's highest per capita consumption of vodka.

[fightu4it]

""But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million."

Relax, they found out he was just Hillary's broker.

[forsnax5]

Time to visit the TIME CUBE!

[redhead]

Wow! This looks like a job for WINKY-DINK!!

[DManA]

Ah but you forget, after Homer left the "no doughnut" world it started raining doughnuts.

[dr_who_2]

Let me assure you, sir, that this a very serious matter. Fortunately, I think the rift can be fixed by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow in my TARDIS's time column in order to create a time cone inverter. Child's play, really.

[x]

That the CIA and/or FBI are tinkering with time travel is most distressing.

PBS, too. You know it's only a matter of time before someone in "the 1900 House" or "the Colonial House" or "the Victorian House" doesn't come back.

[redhead]

YAY! STARGATE! Go, Teal'c!

[x]

A bit of a letdown to discover it wasn't really a tunnel - just a series of white-painted rings on a black background

Ha! That's what they wanted you to think!

I was so excited that day I no doubt peed my pants. Hope I didn't mess up the Batmobile upholstery.

No, just Adam West's career.

[Qwinn]

"Under this logic, I could go in there and come back a baby."

LOL. Good point. Think about it. Somewhere, some time, a penguin is watching a bunch of toddlers in astronaut suits falling out of the sky...

Qwinn

[freedumb2003]

Great! Now somebody can go back and nix Karl Marx, Adolf Hitler, Muhammed, and Antonio Gramsci.

If they can only choose one, do in muhammed. If there are only two, prevent the birth of michael moore.

[navyblue]

Hmmm! Donahue! That's Irish, isn't it? One of two things. He's either kissed the blarney stone or he's been hitting that Russian vodka again.

[BroncosFan]

Fun thread ping!

[Consort]

Time is an illusion and humans are the weavers of the veils of time.

[tet68]

Hey, we had those ROK Marines up
at Chu Lai too.

Awesome guys!

[tet68]

Kewl, I had one of those. Plastic sheet you put on the
tv screen, connect the dots etc.
Interactive Televiewing thirty years ago, hmmmmmm.

[Hatteras]

I read about this next week.

[RightWingAtheist]

Pravda means Truth? Communism is the least of the pseudosciences this rag is propagating.

[Gator113]

Help is on the way....go here...

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

I have made a few of these and given them out to Democrats..they seem to work.

[Oberon]

I agree, that Time is not studied adequately.

What about Newsweek?