[America's Resolve]

"Maybe the Socialists will get our troops out of Iraq, and al-Qaida will forget about Spain, so we will be less frightened,"

"Praise be to God who gave us this victory in the conquest of Madrid

Acutally, I think the letter, authentic or not, pretty well hits a home run.

[dogbyte12]

Yahoo has updated. It turns out Al Qaeda has endorsed (sic) President Bush.

The statement said it supported President Bush (news - web sites) in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry (news - web sites), as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."

In comments addressed to Bush, the group said:

"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization."

"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."

Really bad reverse psychology going on there. They want Kerry, but they think that by saying they want Bush, people will do the opposite. I am sure though that the White House won't be thrilled with the "endorsement".