[Bob Mc]

"People carry all manner of things."

Grandma carries a knife. She loves apples but can't eat them whole because of her dentures. A knife is so handy for lots of people.

Does Grandma know about all the new idiotic TSA regulations? No. Is Grandma going to hijack a plane with that knife? No. Where's the crime? Where's the victim? Just take the stupid knife, tell her why, and let her go on!

[Mulder]

Does Grandma know about all the new idiotic TSA regulations?

Obviously grandma is working clandestinely with Al Queda.

Admit it, she just hates Freedom.

[WillL]

Grandma carries a knife. She loves apples but can't eat them whole because of her dentures.

A likely story. Sounds more like Grandma is a bomb-toting raghead! </ TSA >