[Lyford]

but you can get off in portland at the mall exit, and go up us 1

I strongly encourage everyone to stay on the pike. Do not get off at South Portland. Do not go up 95. Do not get onto route 1, thereby getting in my way when I'm trying to make a ferry...

[Old Professer]

I don't know whether to question your spelling on your sexual identity.

[Kenny Bunk]

Avoid the Turnpike altogether. Head for Livermore Falls. We need the money.