[JackelopeBreeder]

I want the T-shirt franchise. Gringo Coyote Company just has a nice ring to it.

But then again, I also wanted to merge all the citizen groups here and rename the whole outfit as the Cochise County Canyon Country Coyote Catchers Club. I think two people agreed with me, but they were both drunk.

Speaking of which, it is time to pour that first rum of the night.