"Lib'ralDaze!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze")
Lib'ralDaze Rottin' RATS' Brains!!
Lately, Voters jist don't Feel Left's SHAME!!!
RATS're SCUMMY...'Cuz RATS LOVE to LIE!!
'Scuse me while MUD WHUPS RATPIE!!"
Lib'ralDaze afflicts Cowards...
RATS don't know if they're goin' up or down!!
NO RATS're Happy...Left LOVES Misery!!
Whatever it is, Lib'rals are LOATHED by the FRee!!
Lib'ralDaze...Caused by Slick's LIES!!
Can't tell what is Wrong or Right!!
You got MUD FReepin'...WHUPPIN' RATS' SLIME!!
Fight Fer Tomorrow...'cuz MUD's Future's RIGHT!!
Mudboy Slim (01/21/2003)
"Rockin' 'Til We Win This War!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Bob Dylan's "Knockin' On Heaven's Door")
Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!
Limbaugh, play these songs to help the FRee!!
Right shan't lose face anymore.
Thread's a long black crowd followin' me...
FReep 'cuz Right's squashin' RATS' Lib'ral whore'd!!
Rock, rock, rock...
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!
(Guitar pickin' and harmonica...)
Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!
Mudboy Slim (5/20/04)