To: sultan88
Yep...I really believe she'll be back at some point...MUD
198 posted on
03/03/2004 6:34:51 AM PST by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Cyber-Band; Bubba; bill clinton
"If I Were the President"
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
BTW...the "**" is were I need the assistance of the FReeperGal Chorus...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
199 posted on
03/03/2004 6:37:50 AM PST by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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