[ETERNAL WARMING]

Indeed. Where do I sign up?

[Bobby777]

Perhaps we can borrow George Costanza's "The Human Fund - Money for People" and tell the couple we just want to be free to celebrate "Festivus"? ... and of course, we'll need hundreds of millions of dollars with no questions asked ... and a receipt for tax purposes ("Deal of the Century" - Chevy Chase movie) ...

first we gotta get an aluminum pole, then there's the airing of grievances, and of course the wrestling until a pin is made ...