I knew an 87 year old man that was in the habit of feeding his horses carrots. One day he took a leak in the corral and one of them bit his clinton off. :(
Perhaps it was karma, or just deserts for making one too stallions into geldings?
23 posted on 02/21/2004 10:04:10 PM PST by piasa
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